Yes sir, I do believe I am still alive! :)

Yeah, I'm loving all the different experience I'm getting in all sorts of fields! I hope it really helps me out in the future, and I'm sure it will. I'm glad I set a good example of how to post artist news ^_^ Tangible Media is in control of where those ads go, they are put on IGN and Gamespot, and 1up, but I don't really go to those sites, so I never get to see my work. Seeing my ads on Newgrounds would be really cool, then I could see my stuff on several parts of the site :P Thanks for the reply Tom, really means a lot to me :3

oh boy oh boy!

Haha, funny thing is, the flash i showed them to get the job was Jive Machine :P I have big plans for Jive Machine 2, including some form of playback system, and the ability to send others your dances you've compiled. I'm going to have to find a sweet actionscripter to help me out though, but I think it will be fun :D i gotta finish my site too one day :/

Torterra? Alakazam ftw ;) yeah, been quite busy, and you know all about it! thanks for listening to me bitch and whine at work from time to time ;) <3

Well obviously...

i can't , it's already in my ass hole!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/594031/1

it died, and took a little part of me with it :(

sorry i'll just post spam on the frontpage like everyone else, instead! ;P

oh gee! thanks mister absent! yes, you should get off your lazy ass and make a DECENT news post, like moi! <3

that's what i assumed most of newgrounds would end up doing, anyways :0

i mean, gee thanks!

i will touch your computer very naughty then sell it to you for 6 times the price!

france, sadly :(

haaaaail to the bus-driver, bus-driver, bus-driver, haaaaaail to the bus-driver, bus-driver, man!

yeah, kinda sucks. but all the experience is really cool. lmao, i hope you get D&D tactics! ;et me know if you ever see my banner ads on the net haha, they should be hitting the web this week or next week!

oh boy, do i ever hope so :P

i suppose so :3

i luv ya babeh ;)

thank you sir! i wish you luck in your future so that you may be as lucky as a hippo ^_^

i'm so proud of you ;) come have mah babbeez or something :P

awww come get a hippo-huggle!

lmao i saw that, quite neat, eh?

not as nice as that ass of yours!!

yeah if you pay me child support :D i don't care if i don't have the kids any more, i just want the money ;)

i typed it all with my dick, it got flaccid and i had to quit. :(

you need to smoke crystal meth and read it backwards in order to understand it.

good thing i just opened up the company psd and drew a hippo on it in flash :0

were you on crystal meth and read it backwards?

blaq zebras?

thank you for your input, your laziness and metal handicap allowing you to not read have been noted. However after fully analyzing the situation, we now realize that it is an utter waste of time to reply to this comment, as the reply is over 16 characters in length, and will be found to be "too long and difficult to read". I suggest you learn to start reading with something easy and fun, like Dr. Seuss. Maybe one day we can live in a literate un-lazy world, but for then, we must carry on with these horrible lives we live.

okay, it's a singular news post. i plan to keep it up for a long time. i hate all these dumb news posts that are like "HERE IS A DRAWING OF ME FUCKIN A CAT LOL!" and then they attach a picture. and see, even tom said this was a good example of artist news posts. if you don't give a shit about me or what i do, then don't read it, it's simple. there's no quick way to sum up all this work i'm doing. ALSO YOUR PRESENT IS COMING SOON, sorry it's taking so long :(

naw baby, ur betta den every1!!

christmas? oh okay. maybe i'll just wrap it and put a bow on it :P

i can't tell if that's sarcasm. i thought i replied to your PM :0 i guess not, maybe i should now? heh.

my apologies, good sir!

for sure man ;) good times will be had by all :P

i'm not sure, but i think it's high in salt and protein.

i can't get enough moose slipping while eating cakes!

heh i even took out a paragraph today (woah drama at work!)

and of course i will minion, i've gotcha covered ;)

durr, of course i do. you were the glock that had the highest level next to me. you were in chair attack, and you made the ATWI80D parodies :D i miss that screaming pink poop of yours :3

god dammit i've been getting so many of those calls this week!

if you don't look out, you're next!

OOOOOOOOOOH BABY I LOVE THE WAAAAY

ya know i didn't see it before... but i do now.

awww thanks! thank you for proving me wrong that there are newgrounders out there who can read ;) Yes yes, ruling the world... one step at a time :P

aww thanks, i am quite lucky i suppose :3

the wacom tablet is really where it's at!

and hopefully i'll have something exciting to share with you guys, not "okay i'm killing myself bye" but... ya never know!

teehee, of course :3

The modern English word blue (German:blau) comes from the Middle English, bleu or blwe, which came from an Old French word bleu of Germanic origin (Frankish or possibly Old High German blao, "shining"). Bleu replaced Old English blaw. The root of these variations was the Proto-Germanic blæwaz, which was also the root of the Old Norse world bla and the modern Icelandic blár, and the Scandinavian word blå. It can also be green or orange occasionally(blue). A Scots and Scottish English word for "blue-grey" is blae, from the Middle English bla ("dark blue," from the Old English blæd). Ancient Greek lacked the word for colour blue and Homer called the colour of the sea 'Wine Coloured', except that the word kyanos was used for dark blue enamel.

okay cool. they totally give you a couple of hours of internet a week in prison, right? :P

that's too damn bad. as you just made the 50th reply, your prize is: one anal baby.

have you ever pooped out a baby? it's not a pretty experience, so prepare...

yes, practicing the 'goatse stretch' 3 times a day should help you cope with the pain. but the baby is still commin'

f@t h!pp0 dixz

(i had to edit this due to most of the characters now showing up on NG... *tear*)

hahaha, every now and then the teeth on the hippo will disappear, but i'd like to (now) think that he's sinking his teeth into the delicious media orange! good catch :P

*looks down at his watch*

oh gee, thanks :3

yeah, i'm really busy some times, some times it's not so busy, it depends. i get paid about 8 an hour right now, not what it should be, sadly :( i should be getting a raise in the near future.

hehe, had a panic there for a second with some apartment stuff, but everything is okay now ;) s'allright :P

ehh, my life's alright :P but ya know what, i'll always keep it real ;)

u.wud.

yeah it's pretty cool, and i've been having some fun :D a lot of the banners currently out are kinda ugly, because i didn't design them fully, the first set of banner ads fully made by me are under development. i hope they turn out real cool :D

okay that was nothing to do with why i should keep depositing for you, or turnips. DO YOU WANT ME TO DEPOSIT FOR YOU, MISTER COMB?! DO YOU?! I WANT SOME TURNIPS GOD DAMMIT >:U

you're telling me! but work is work :P

baby, if i had some panties i'd let you wipe them all damn day <3

you forgot that word that shares the band name with that lead singer who died of AIDS...

thus increasing it's value tenfold, thank you sir!

BITCH YOU KNOW THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT!!

did you really? i thought you did that, hahaha. FO SHO I WILL HAVE A RAWKIN CLOCK DAY. ALSO THIS IS COMMENT #69 I THINK THAT YOU AND I SHOULD 69 BECAUSE OF IT!!!@@!;

no, i wanna wear it always ^_^

and yis, tis SUPER cozy :D

closer, but still not a poem. however i shall continue to do the unspeakable for the time being :P

no, i want someone cool and not lazy to read all of that.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/594031

RIP...

...your post just made me sad :( i wish it was coming out, i really do.

i hope it was a good ocular workout! :3

no u :-*

i really like the number of colonthree's on your page :3

[ ] NO
[X] YES
[ ] STRING CHEESE

same shit happened to me last week but it was a fucking irishman! he tried to help rake the yard, but was too drunk :(

okay, me too. i'll be in to read you a bedtime story shortly.

don't be sorry, it pleases me to know that you were excited for the movie, it just sucks... a LOT that i lost it, and i hadn't gotten bummed out over that for a while :P

<3

not much dude! just here at work... the usual :(

wanna go on a picnic?

excuse me for going out to lunch. also, now you're the fat one who's not replying, thanks a lot dick face.

not particularly, i just tried to sum up what i had been doing, perhaps i will edit this and append more later, just so lazy people get even more upset when they visit my page.

my dreams have black squares in them.

i tried to reply to this while i was up there, but it literally would have taken half an hour for the text to show up on that computer i was using.

i'm sorry man :( i was only up there for my cousins wedding then i had to come back, not much time at all :( next time i gotta see you and k0ma :0

your website still makes me want to vomit. i like how the music starts over every link you click, NICLY DONE BROOOOO! ;)

B-)

thanks babeh!! <3

mmm, indeed he does. you two should practice buttsecksing for when i arrive, get warped up, NO TIME TO DILLY DALLY.

aww, sorry :( i'm very sneaky with AIM because i get so many IMs actually, i'm always changing screen names and stuff. i'll message you some time, i'll appear out of nowhere. i have like, 10,000 screen names at this point :P

and it means a lot to me that you read it all... but of course you would :3

OH. YEAH. AND, please. that fetus sounds so good i'm drooling all over myself right now :0

*eats a pancake*

...*cough*

(©_©) YAY! um... i r blue hippo, i do stuffz, liek, whoer on da intarnet. who r u?