Score: 9

"The portal is still in peril as I've not yet won!"

submission: Portal Defenders

date: February 26, 2009

Great game, played and died three times, still not done with it yet though! On the last play I was able to get to Stamper and Jeff, took out Jeff, but Stamper finished me off. Some good CC things in here, like the X's for where the 'bomb' lands when fighting BFK, the saws they summon, and of course the violence ;D I love that you can eat their organs and regain health, heh. Really cool how everyone you have to kill are real NG members, very nice idea. Haven't gotten to play as any secret characters yet, I suppose I have no place to review this game as I've not completed it! I'd play more but I've put off work long enough to give this a whirl, heh. Nice concept on the waves, KK, then programmers, then animators, then mods. The bonus rounds in between are also pretty cool. Hell, even the preloader was good, great game you guys, you've outdone yourselves ;D Nice looking characters, I like how they hold level weapons to attack with, and the levels get higher as the stages get harder. I liked that Steve had the old level 30 spear, heh. Hans manages to keep his cigarette in his mouth even while he's killin', how fitting! I'll be back to beat this game, oh you know it.

Score: 8

"Randy Candy, Dandy."

submission: Dandy.

date: November 5, 2008

Nicely done, a lot more to this game than that little demo you sent me long ago. The game seemed pretty laggy, I had to play on low quality.. but I have a fair amount of applications running. Level 4 was ultra lag. Also, whenever that 'S' thing was above your head (and even when the flying guy was there holding it) appeared, lag ensued. The gameplay was alright, it felt a little slow moving. The levels seemed to kinda drag on. I felt like I was compelled to play to see all the characters, friends, and bosses though. The characters, friends, and bosses, were all great, though. Well, the bugs on level 2 felt a bit rushed, especially that bee, heh. I liked all the characters with three eyes ;D I also loved the black guys on 4 who would split up into that blue-hippo-blue color... mmm. I wish I were able to attack some of the bosses while they were striking.. like when the frog tried to lick me, wish I could still shoot him. The levels became really easy as the weapon became more powerful... like the three or four beams... I didn't get hit until the boss. Good fun though, loved the music, and loved the little main character. Hopefully you can get to the bottom of that lag problem.

There you go Kevin, enjoy that wall of text :3

Score: 9

"Somebody needs to blow on this because it's HOT!"

submission: blek koffi

date: August 4, 2008

Ah, I saw the icon on the front page and knew exactly what I was getting myself into. Your work is so easy to spot ;D

This was an amazing cartoon, much longer than anything else I've seen of yours. Quite the interesting storyline, and story telling style. The animation style was of course quire bizarre but delightful. Your character designs have always been awesome. I love the color schemes at the different spots, quite artistic ;D I love how you threw in some clay into this one! All the fart sounds are quite ren and stimpy, same with some of the score in this (I read your news blog, and I see you admit it's like the show on LSD, heh... sounds about right). The barking dog made me giggle, what a silly sounding pup ;P I could sure go for a cup of coffee after watching that movie, if you excuse me, I must go find some, and hope that my adventure will be HALF as crazy :)

Excellent work, I hope the NG frontpage audience can appreciate this masterpiece!

Score: 8

"*slams hands on keyboard and writes review*"

submission: My Screen Name

date: July 9, 2008

A lovely little short mister muffin! I love the 11 year old version of you... Were the talking smileys even popular back then? I remember things like Comet Cursor but not the talking smileys... but oh the Neopets, I remember getting wrangled up into that mess at one point, heh. I love your facial expressions as you visit the various sites... as always, your character designs are great, with nice FBF. Your style is simple, but very clean and... oh noes, meatspin'd... poor lil fella. So... you got your interest in muffins from muffin films, and was your flash inspiration? Very nice, I had an interest in muffins already when I came across that website... good stuff. Homestar was my inspiration for flash... but that has nothing to do with BlueHippo... hmm, my story probably would have been rather dull and boring.. did you have to lie a little bit about where your name came from to make the story more interesting? I loved your version of the muffin cartoon; the muffins with mustaches fills me with great glee! Oh yeah, your current chappy self looks very educated and proper, I can see that flash has turned you into a REAL man... I wish I had a monocle :( Great short, hope it does well on ABS.. you've gotten me interested in this TOFA, I'll have to look it up! Keep up the good work as always :)

Score: 8

"Mmmm, foooood!"

submission: The Food Collab

date: July 8, 2008

Nice work from everybody! Boogley, you have some nice FBF work, nice and colorful, and very happy! BornToByte, your style was cute, the muffin wearing the makeup makes me giggle ;P I also like your movie-trailer voice acting ;D BudGP, your part was rather short, and pretty random... your stawberry's grin almost makes him look deranged, haha. FrameSlinger, your two entries were nice... but a little dark, heh. That poor tomato, I could feel his pain as the blade sliced through him! And those bananas, oh my! I like how they were bandaged up at the end, heh, pretty cute ;3 *BlueHippo has a flashback to giant banana peeling him when he was a wee hippo* AAAG! Never again, honest! Gatling, I honestly couldn't tell that he was in the ground at first, until he was pulled up... but I suppose drawing dirt all over him would have looked bad, loved the carrot's big ol eyes! Kweaks, didn't really like the gradient on the banana, some hand shading would have probably looked better.. looks like you're gonna make some soup, mmm! Lard Lad, very random, almost like an intermission *taps toes* MarcyVF I loved the tomatoes's facial expression, the joke was a little old, but he just looked so damn cool while saying it ;P Markylyne, think you could work on your shading a bit, never really liked that zigzag shading style.. it reminds me of someone specific but I can't recall who it is. I suggest watching a lot of flash, and trying to imitate some of your favorite authors' shading styles, and you'll pick up on how it's done. One of my shading role models is Stamper... he does his shades and highlights so damn good, arg! There's always room to grow :) Moro(?), your tomato started off looking very strange, almost like a butt (teehee) with eyes all the way down at the bottom. The transformation was pretty random, but had some nice fbf transition. Poor lil fella, looks like it hurt! NicholasDeary, oh hey buddy.. interesting sprite style here, the wink which appeared to be just a tween on his eye looked a little weak... I think a FBF in the same style would have worked better. Revels, think your trees in the BG could use some work... shouldn't have copy+pasted them, either, heh. I'd still eat that apple even after it threw up.. Satan112, your style almost looked bitmap traced, but was much smoother.. interesting. Slodd, Each of your entries had a different style, all were colorful and pleasing to examine with my little eyes ;3 SteelSoldier, two interesting parts... was that second one from like, DBZ or something? I got that impression. Tommy, I liked your style. Simple, yet some nice animation, and I also enjoyed your character designs, nice lip syncing as well :) Rung, need to work on your shading... also, slightly racist? heh. UberCream, pretty silly, interesting line art style... not a fan of the bitmap traces though. xHeavyMetalx, I suppose your part WAS kinda metal. Scchpoik (that's the sound of a tomato exploding). Once again, nice work guys, turned out to be a nice collab :)

Score: 7

"Mrrow"

submission: RWD: 016 PUSSY

date: July 8, 2008

A nice little short, Hans. Too lazy to fix the fuckup in the lip syncing? Oh well, an arrow explaining MISTAKE is good enough I guess ;P I liked the weaved-ish layer you had on top of your flash, gave it a nice interesting feel. I felt like poking that red cat in the eyes... They were just bulging and asking for it! I liked the body he had at the beginning... why wasn't his pink pants under the filter layer? I guess his nose wasn't either.. I liked the blue demonic looking cat who singing by flapping his head, with a neck that looks like intensities... lovely. Glad I got to see the real you on Stickam at the mod meat... I can tell that it's just you being you when you have the cats on your hands, haha. Damn yousa crazy mofukka. I've been a fan of the RWD since they came out, and the group only continues to grow and be awesome. Great work, PS seek mental help ^_^

Score: 8

"Swell stuff Swain."

submission: Blockhead: Quick Shot 2

date: July 8, 2008

What? Aw man, your gf didn't come tear you away from the computer? That's how it happened when we were your blockheads, preventing you from ever finishing that game. Glad to see you got something done while working on that massive game... must have felt nice to be animating instead of coding furiously ;P I like your cartoon version of yourself... was expecting it to kinda look more like your "staff style" pic... you look so beaten and worn out, as I'm sure you really are. As always, top notch animation, some great FBF and facial expressions... and now, just to be a dick I will point out some things I noticed. For one, I notice that you don't really have fingers while typing (the blurred MC), if they were down just a tiiiiny bit more, you'd only be able to see his knuckles, which I assume was your intention. Also I notice some missing fills, but I'm OCD and always fix those... even though it's just pissing away time. I liked that you censored yourself as you got angry. Now, stop reading this review and get back to work on your game!

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Score: 5

"Oh that zany beta carotene clock"

submission: NG Turns 13

date: July 7, 2008

I wasn't aware that the NG tank was a schizophrenic but it all makes sense to me now. Well, the animation was basically the same symbol used over and over again, however, the outstanding voice acting made up for it. I see you're also a day late.. did you need that big smelly oaf Tom to remind you that yesterday was NG's birthday? Any good NGer would have known that yesterday was NG's birthday. C'mon Carrot, get with the times.

Score: 8

"I wish I had some dolla payuls"

submission: Dollar

date: June 19, 2008

Very nice Sard, I've been kinda lazy about reviewing lately... so, let's do this! The voices were nice.. your characters were pretty cute. Nice facial expressions... I think their eyebrows could have moved a bit more, but that's alright (I think you started... but got lazy, haha). That poor lil dollar, I feel bad for the lil fella... I'll try to treat him with more respect in the future. Never again will I treat you like a cheap whore. The raip scene was pretty lovely.. I'm really glad I got to walk in on my boss watching the dollar bill takin' it in the ass... he seemed a bit embarrassed, but I informed him a friend made that flash, haha. But srsly, that dollar bill has a hawt ass.

Swell flash my good sir :)

Score: 7

"toot toot"

submission: Tom's Easter orgy

date: April 2, 2008

That was quite a swell cartoon. Very stylistic, with many types of goofy animation :P The facial expression the rabbit at the beginning was wonderful... and just like that, our solar system was created! Thank you oh great easter rabbit. I had known Tom's spit had the ability to change lives, but the power to kill? Perhaps the rabbit didn't actually die, but the spit caused him to trip out for an entire month... It is unknown to the viewer, but we can only hope for the best. Even the end credits were swell. What a big long dick... and ooh... wade! Lookin' sexy :-* hmmm... *clicks the head of the dick and watches again*