Score: 6

"*drops a hit of lucy on his tongue*"

submission: AnalogyOfFrozenSheep Ep5

date: October 11, 2007

mmm, as soon as i heard that music start, i knew this would be a good one ;P done in your frozen sheepeh style. i would have made the guy at the beginning lip syncing 2 more words than you did.. but it's still fine ;P some nice little fbf work. i didn't like the way 'eyes' shook, looked a little cheesy :P something about that blue note bugged me as well. of course, you tossed in the pineapple playing the drums... what flash would be complete it ;P the song ended kinda abruptly, and that made me sad :( the strumming was pretty off on the guy playing guitar... but guitar is a pain to sync up, i can see why you decided against that ;P

interesting end song... no idea what it is, heh.... until i just read you comments. that's feist? they were at bonnaroo... i was gonna see them but didnt :0

baaaaaaaah baaaah sheepie

Score: 8

"pink-tastic :3"

submission: Breast Cancer Awareness

date: October 11, 2007

teeheehee. pretty good. it's a shame the NG breast cancer banner wasn't still up by the time you released this :( that also decreased your chances of frontpage... but i haven't given up yet! hopefully you can still make it... after all it's still breast cancer month, right? :P i liked your voice, but the mic was a little below perfect... but then again as i've recently abducted my studio mic all sound sounds low quality... sorry, i'll shut up... the audio was fine :) liked your character design, and the cheap 'titties' joke you threw in there, haha. now, when searching for breasts on the internet, it's hard to stay on subject for very long without resorting to porn... however whenever it has happened to me, i wasn't attempting to check myself for breast cancer... that poor son of a bitch :( luckily i've already chiggidy checked myself, just to make sure i didn't wriggidy wreck myself. ^___^

Score: 7

"sonic's the name and speed's my game!"

submission: Sonic in Brawl

date: October 10, 2007

lmao, i was like "how the fuck did you make an animation this morning and get a green score?" as i saw this movie in the portal. but i seeee you made it before, nice that you were able to submit it the day he was actually revealed haha. a nice toon, some simple nice fbf work. i liked your silly character designs :3 i also thought the effect as sonic was being downloaded with all of the art flashing was pretty nice and creative. it was a good montage, well done ;P

but srrrrsly, sonic in brawl? like... he's really gonna be in it. it's no longer a dumb photoshop joke o_O

...mind blown :P

Score: 5

"flying boxessss!"

submission: Block Frenzy

date: September 26, 2007

hmm, it was alright. made good for play once, maybe even twice, but not after that. would be cool if there was some sort of variation, instead of it doing the same path each time. i know making them go random would be a lot more coding to do, but maybe you could make like, 3 different motion paths or something. perhaps also some sort of way to change the number of red blocks, too? the graphics were... well, filterwhore-esque. that BLOCKS text made me since in pain, haha. try to use less filters, and get it to look cool still :3 the music was alright, but quite cool that it came from the audio portal :) for dat one der review club ;)

Score: 6

"400,000 cock jokes"

submission: 400000?!

date: September 26, 2007

oh you silly fagamut. sorry that you didn't get the 400,000th submission, some dumb muffin bastard stole it from everybody :P you see my friend the time zone screwed you over, how unfortunate that you were asleep at such a time :( you also missed out on some b/p points, teehee. but 400,000 was in the past, but may live on through these flashes. at least your flash was a decent one, would have been a much better 400,000 than that other piece of crap, haha. also i like listening to afro calling you fagamut ;)

Score: 7

"doot doo doooo dooo"

submission: AnalogyOfFrozenSheep Ep4

date: September 26, 2007

That was pretty swell, what a great little toon ;) Got some of your previous work put into this flash, with new animation as well. as usual, it's got your style, with some colored backgrounds and those cute unicolored d00dz. i can just see you dancing in your chair as you animated this ;) not much of a plot to this toon, just cute stuff, and dance like animation :P this toon satisfied me, baby ;)

Score: 9

"Amazing work :3"

submission: Kite Plight

date: September 25, 2007

that was quite awesome, you should have just sent tom the 13.5m version and had the high quality on NG ;) if you email tom fulp, he would surely help you out. the only way around the 10k is having the head admin submit it for you. Some amazing frame by frame animation, with some nice use of vector art. your characters were quite cute, i loved when the little cows eyes shank up ;P the music was great for storytelling, really fit quite perfectly with the rest of the animation :P after watching this i went on to checking out your website, you've got some damn impressive stuff, i hope you can get discovered and make it well for youself, if you aren't already :P You're still quite young, too, i'm sure you've got a great future ahead of you :D

Score: 9

"sheer madness!"

submission: Madness: Deus Ex Machina

date: September 24, 2007

Damn, that was quite impressive. A beautiful ambiance of colors and pretty lights, kept us entertained, as if the violence and shimmery effects weren't enough. such amazing use of colors, you really know how to set the mood in each scene. i'm sure you were dying to get to the rave part, get to use your spectacular lightings effects everywhere. then came the red room that looked like the inside of the church... i thought that was beautiful, but when they stepped outside once again, i was taken back. some nice random madness violence, with some interesting camera effects to go along with it. interesting to see the clwon be the main character :P din't expect that at all from the beginning :P i think the only part that i didn't like, was that none of the graphics looked like they were done in flash, looks like you made everything in another program and imported it to flash... but maybe there were some things done in flash, but just looked odd due to the 'low quality' settings. obviously you'd need a super computer to handle these graphics on the highest setting. i just wish there was a way to know how much was actually drawn in flash. some of those characters and sets looked like they could be... ehhh, flash or not flash, it was beautiful, hands down. great work, congrats on winning madness day :D

Score: 8

"if only TV ads really kept me this entertained"

submission: Commercials

date: September 24, 2007

niiiiiiiice, some funny little shorts you got here ;) i was planning on watching and reviewing when i had a spare second, but then i saw this was on the frontpage :0 i decided i'd better get my review in early like i like to do ;) i think you showed me this first part before... because it seems very familiar. i could really go for some reeces puffs right about now, it's been a long day. the second one was pretty damn funny, i think i'll think of your toon every time i see one of those txt tlk commercials :P hahaha, that sounded like something my dad would have said ;) then you took it with another phone commercial... it was good, but 2 phone commercials seems like a lot :P that poor convict though :P the graphics had your style... and i seeee you've been whoring at ABS, teeheehee. i saw your toon on the frontpage, too. now you're on the frontpage of ABS and newgrounds :D the voice acting was pretty good, too, you guys did a good job as a team :3 great work metaldart, glad to see you got it finished :D

Score: 9

"the halomen have landed!"

submission: HALOMEN

date: September 24, 2007

ooh at last, your halomen cartoon is finally done ;) overall, the toon was pretty good, just some little bits in animation that could stand to be fixed, some tweens didn't look fully natural, but for the most part, it was pretty awesome ;) nice use of both johnny's and your style. a nice script, and a nice storyline too. learned a lot about master chief ;P i can tell (and know from your posts) that you spent a lot of time on this, and it shows. some nice backgrounds wherever they go :) the jokes were funny, for the most part, some parts were a little dumb, but still good ;) nice use of muse, a very epic song, some of the sound effects were a little loud during the song though, but not unbearably loud. great work on the whole thing, i think the credits coulda used a bit more jazz n pizazz though.