Score: 8

"if only TV ads really kept me this entertained"

submission: Commercials

date: September 24, 2007

niiiiiiiice, some funny little shorts you got here ;) i was planning on watching and reviewing when i had a spare second, but then i saw this was on the frontpage :0 i decided i'd better get my review in early like i like to do ;) i think you showed me this first part before... because it seems very familiar. i could really go for some reeces puffs right about now, it's been a long day. the second one was pretty damn funny, i think i'll think of your toon every time i see one of those txt tlk commercials :P hahaha, that sounded like something my dad would have said ;) then you took it with another phone commercial... it was good, but 2 phone commercials seems like a lot :P that poor convict though :P the graphics had your style... and i seeee you've been whoring at ABS, teeheehee. i saw your toon on the frontpage, too. now you're on the frontpage of ABS and newgrounds :D the voice acting was pretty good, too, you guys did a good job as a team :3 great work metaldart, glad to see you got it finished :D

Score: 9

"the halomen have landed!"

submission: HALOMEN

date: September 24, 2007

ooh at last, your halomen cartoon is finally done ;) overall, the toon was pretty good, just some little bits in animation that could stand to be fixed, some tweens didn't look fully natural, but for the most part, it was pretty awesome ;) nice use of both johnny's and your style. a nice script, and a nice storyline too. learned a lot about master chief ;P i can tell (and know from your posts) that you spent a lot of time on this, and it shows. some nice backgrounds wherever they go :) the jokes were funny, for the most part, some parts were a little dumb, but still good ;) nice use of muse, a very epic song, some of the sound effects were a little loud during the song though, but not unbearably loud. great work on the whole thing, i think the credits coulda used a bit more jazz n pizazz though.

Score: 8

"blimps are pimper than a chimp eating shrimp"

submission: Blimp

date: September 24, 2007

Mmm, i was a fan of this toon while it was on weebls-stuff, i'm sure everyone over on this part of the internet will love it too ;) It seems to be a little laggy though on this site, maybe i'm just running a bunch of stuff, but it is way off track by the time it reaches the beginning once again :( But yes, blimps are pretty pimp, theres so many choices, so much, raw power! I liked all of your fake elements on the periodic table, ha, i never noticed all those my first playthrough :P some personal fav's are tl;dr, bi curious, and of course pirates :P thank you for making it quite apparent to all of us that helium truly is the king of elements. number one on the periodic table, and number one in my heart ;)

although now i just wanna breath it in :(

Score: 9

"Madness done right :3"

submission: You can not kill Hank

date: September 22, 2007

goodness tim, that was quite brilliant, just as i expected :0 i didn't like how you could see the black when you made the screen shake, shoulda maybe drawn off the stage a little more... but this toon was just as amazing as i'd expect it to be :) it's got your amazing animation style, but with tons of violence... which is all we really want and need, is it not? i was a little scared at first when the gun farted, but you did not fail to deliver. we had shootings, impalings, skull splittings, and even tricky! puddles of blood galore, and more joy on every flash of the screen. great work man, i'm glad tom nudged you into making this ;P

Score: 9

"Those leafy fingers found their way to my heart"

submission: Salad Fingers Episode. 8

date: September 22, 2007

splended work as usual doki, good to see salad fingers up to his usual antics :P in todays episode we got to see all sorts of new things in his house, like his radio, and his safety cupboard :P i'm not exactly sure what he was feeding that radio, but it sure did give it some sick feedback :P roger was not impressed :( poor salad fingers was forced to lock himself away... and i assume there's not much to do when locked away in safety, but i'm pretty sure i wouldn't drag the hair across my eye, haha, i really liked watching him do that, the sounds of that whole thing, were wonderful, hahaha. he also has quite the lovely hair collection :) i also liked hubert's cameo, not very long, but a good one ;) this toon's animation is very salad-fingers esque, but you're still getting better at flash :) the part where you watch his feet as he's walking looks nothing like anything i've seen from you before.

and of course, no toon would be complete without some form of breakdown in the end :) glad to see you finally got 8 out, and on madness day too, haha, enjoy stealing an award from a little madness boy ;)

Score: 6

"too cute for madness ;3"

submission: Madness #4565210

date: September 22, 2007

not bad, the cartoon was done in your little simple style (simple, but not bad ;)), which is better than just another madness tip off. The TV audio was a little loud and unclear, but i like how it played with the other peaceful music, haha :3 The transition sound seemed to deafen me, and lag a bit, same went for some other sounds. You should turn down the volume on some of those in your .fla ;P I liked how the temple of time music played in the gamestop, haha, i wish mine would do that when i walked in :P and all hail the mighty NES.

Not that much madness going on, but still a cute little toon. this review brought to you by the review request club ;3

Score: 6

"no u r rasisst >:U"

submission: The Nothing Flash

date: September 22, 2007

not bad, not bad. i have to say the guy screaming 'racist' really sounded like he was speaking into ice cream :P not a fan of bitmap-tracing, the first background buggest be a bit. same with that bottle of beer :/ the lip synching on the ghost was pretty off. but overall this toon was quite silly, with a bunch of randomness. i really liked the way the guy talking about chocolate spoke, but i didn't like how he wasnt off the stage, and you could see the lines :P also he looked quite silly when saying OMG! ^_^ crapmon was... crappy.. but durrrr. lastly, people with beards totally win, amiriet? the whole static thing is overdone, and your static could have used some work, but still a nice toon to watch ;)

Score: 9

"no objection to it being swell ;)"

submission: Objectionable Apparatus 2

date: September 21, 2007

That was pretty awesome, very well planned out, i love how it's a big cycle at the end, brining us back to home base. Some awesome transitions, and use of simple colors. don't know how you can stand to do all those shape tweens, those drive me nuts, but you managed to do a good job ;) dark and disturbing, but not in a horrific sort of way. i enjoyed the characters, and how it slipped from scene to scene, you have some very original camera styles ;) great work as usual, hope you gave some newgrounders nightmares ^_^

Score: 6

"i've got a funny feelin in my pants"

submission: "Cheer uP!"

date: September 16, 2007

welp, i love me some reel big fish ;) some decent FBF work here, some things were't fully filled all the way... also, i see you hadn't mastered use of the stage fully at this point :P Some things like the lines of the trees being shown, and the white part on the side of the flashing background... also one of your bushes was drawn to the edge, i', sure by now you've learned just to make it extend out of the stage ;) S silly flash, a little confusing, but still good ;) see you even have those drums in this one, haha. okay i gotta get back to work :X

Score: 8

"The lunatic is watching me write this review"

submission: Brain Damage!!

date: September 16, 2007

Well, i love me some pink floyd, so you were off to a good start ;) You flash characters are cute as always, lots of tongues lolling out :P That little jerky motion is a little odd though, i know what effect you're going for, but it just doesn't feel that right, some parts it just looks like a fuck up, instead of someone going insane :P The grass coming in at the beginning concept could have been executed nicer, and had it piece together a little better, it started good, but it looks like you ran out of time and rushed it. I was a fan of all sorts of things catching on fire, haha, random flaming nonsense is always good in my eyes ;) Nice work sheepmasta, i wish to eat all your cute fruit one day :P