Score: 7

"Epic beyond levels the epicscale can detect :0"

submission: 300 the movie the clock

date: September 5, 2007

lmao, badger that was a damn awesome clock day submission ;) as epic, if not possibly more, as the real 300. This preview just got me all fired up, I need to see more! I'm not sure how i can manage to go on without knowing who wins this epic battle. It is possible the Ethiopians won, as they were going up against a bunch of fruit, but i'm not sure they can take down that badger. But however would i know at this point? I will probably toss and turn in my bed all night wondering the outcome. The graphics matched that of the billion dollar production value of the real one, but all done by one ma... badger. AMAZING. can't wait to go to hollywood and see the premier with you front row!

happy late clockday :D

Score: 8

"now i can't live without you... crust"

submission: Fulp Actually

date: September 5, 2007

Heh, that was pretty cute crust. I was a little scared with the animation of tom walking at the beginning, but as soon as you began singing, i fell in love, the same way tom did. Quite amazing. Some nice lip syncing, and epicness with every note. a different style than the usual crust toon, but still quite nice. Now, i never saw the original movie, but honestly, who gives a fuck? i'm sure it sucked compared to this. We all love tom... but... i don't know why i decided to watch this movie so late. it's not like me to review old movies... maybe i should, and let my word be heard. oh whatever, late merry christmas or wutevurrrr <3

Score: 8

"Be sure to eat your greens!"

submission: TheUltimateAsparagus Ep01

date: September 4, 2007

damn filesize, holding you back on newgrounds :P Well, welcome back Gerkinman... you know you can upload up to 10k files now, right? Just making sure :3 A cute cartoon, what a happy-go-lucky asparagus we have here as our main character, it indeed felt like a great day to be a green vegetable! Your narration with your sweet voice helped tell this story beautifully ;) I feel like you coulda done a little more voice acting, such as making a more tough guy voice for that big bully the land shark, but it's all good. I was a little concerned the asparagus wouldn't get to have his fun in the sun on the beach! Luckily the gajillion mile flash took me by surprise, and totally change up what i thought was gonna happen... i mean c'mon, who expected a grandfatherclock? great work gerkinman, hope to see more of ya stuffs on newgrounds again :3

Score: 6

"no, I'M gonna kick yo ass!!! :3"

submission: Bahamut's Clock Day 2007

date: September 3, 2007

lmao, bahamut, that was a quickie i see ;) well... after all, it's clock day, what can ya say? graphics looked like that of a bahamut toon, but with a strawberry clock! (perhaps because all gaphics were recycled from previous toons, teehee... i knew i had seen that BG before somewhere, but didn't remember until i read your credits!) it was odd hearing you two with speakonia voices, but as i said before... it's clock day ;) ah god bless clock day, where everything passes with a 4+ :P your authors comments really touched me deeply on this one, bahamut :P

happy late clock day!!

Score: 9

"watch me breaka yo stride!"

submission: Joy of Juice '07

date: September 3, 2007

damn... just when i thought your style was dead sexy last year, you gotta blow me away once again! FUCK. seriously, your style now is soooo amazing, i could watch this flash all damn day. once again, the juice resurfaces, although this time with a much different ending! i honestly didn't see it commin' :P i really liked that van passing by.. hahaha, very clever, had to pause it to read it ;) SBC's gun looked a little rushed though, in comparison to the rest of this epic masterpiece. just about every damn part of this was perfect, even the short little moscow 8 bit credits, to the WHOOPSIE at the end. seriously tremclad... how are you gonna top this next year? guess we'll have to wait and see! mmmm *drools thinking about it*

oh sorry, i mean, happy late clock day, buddy!

Score: 9

"so long it coulda had a comercial break :P"

submission: Crustclock'sMissingPeggey

date: September 3, 2007

dayum son, that was one hell of a journey. very long, but a very epic storyline unfolded before my very eyes! this movie possessed a pretty good soundtrack, some very nice music, with a wide range of generes :P many familiar faces englightened the screen with tons of cameos... all of somewhat importance, as opposed to just throwing in clocks :P but i suppose with 18 minutes, you can fit in a bunch of good cameos ;) i was quite pleased with you sneaking absinthe in ^_^ The animation was good, although some of your tweens were a little slow, like when he was flying backwards after being punched, or some other motions that should have appeared much faster, maybe some more easing would have helped? i dunno, the toon was still awesome, either way ;) crust had one hell of a story to tell, thankfully we hve kidneybean to tell the story without permission, although that bean does a damn good job ;)

congrats on making the frontpage on clock day :3 happy late clockday!

Score: 7

"Clawk Lurve :3"

submission: Chalk's Monologue

date: September 3, 2007

hahaha, i'd feel a little odd animating someone proclaiming their love for me like that, but you did a damn good job ;) simple little animation style, but that was to be expected when i saw the paper background... not to say that simple is bad or anything, you did a nice job with it ;) quite silly, and i loved the way you expressed some of the things he said, such as 'while she pleasures herself' and you're playing a PSP. teeheehee. Well, i love clock love. kitty clock and absinthe clock actually came and visited me on clock day, and they looked very happy together ^_^ make that fool dress up in a sonic costume and dance to your amusement! i mean, he's gonna have to do a lot more that that... c'mon he couldn't even confess his own love for you via flash? either way, you two made a great duo in making this flash :P

happy late clock day!

Score: 9

"dratastic!!"

submission: Clawk Day Oh Seven

date: September 3, 2007

damn drat, that was an awesome clock day toon! so many styles, so many songs, so much to love! from start to finish, an awesome preolaoder, a neat-o intro. up to a silly spongebob clip, to spinning my heart right round... all the way to a very deep and touching drat in bed... i could go on, but i think you know how the toon goes. each little short, had it's own style, and a completly different mood. you've really come a long way, and i felt very proud to watch this :3 a late happy clock day to you sir! damn, i got the same ending twice. damn you drat you've ruined my spirits, now i must be off to go cry myself to sleep :'(

Score: 7

"*pokes you with one of those 2 sticks*"

submission: 007 : Golden Gadgets

date: August 30, 2007

heh yoink, that turned our pretty darn good, and i think i got to see the sneak preview at juuust the perfect time last night, haha. the ending was pretty good ;) very yoink-esque animation, very unique style to yourself, quite nice! also i see you've been blessed with the golden intro... pure class! a pretty good script, quite silly, and the voice acting was nice too. when he yelled into the mic it sounded poor... but whatcha gonna do? nice work you two :D

Score: 8

"Once again Alligator, an amazing toon."

submission: AlligatorClock and DrPhil

date: August 30, 2007

Fuck dose fuckaaz, they don't know shit about flash. Of course it's easy to sit there and insult a flash when your dick is only 2 inches big and you've got a big zit bursting on the end of it. But thankfully Dr. Phil is here to save us all from those miserable sons of bitches. Alligator, you are truly a god, thank you for bringing back the old school clock feel to 2007. Kids these days don't know what they are ranting about. I mean c'mon, this man's work is BRILLIANT. more brilliant than all those Guiness commercials put together. All hail AlligatorClock.