Score: 10

"The legend of one strawberry, and his life impacts"

submission: Children of Clocks

date: August 16, 2007

Stalin, that was very amazing. The music nicely set the mood, and i loved your scene transitions, i love trying to come up with creative ways to go from one scene to the next, and you sure showed us how it was done here ;) some stylish graphics, with some nice lighting effects at times :P a classic storyline of SBC, but each version has their own twists. What a damn shame you didn't win any portal awards with this, though :( May the B be with you always, good sir.

Also, check your PMs and accept muffin's coauthor so i can add you to Tom Selleck's Sea Quest 6 :3

Score: 10

"Simba is not the king, SBC is the king!"

submission: sss 2

date: August 15, 2007

SBC, you sir are a god amongst fruit. What an epic film, brought a tear to my eye at the climax, and was left heartbroken at the end of it. Very moving, and very compelling. Happy clock day, buddy <3

Score: 9

"Show me the way to happiness, mister Firth..."

submission: Health Reminder

date: August 9, 2007

Doki, you've come back to us on newgrounds, oh joy. Another strange work of art from the master. So many health issues at hand that i wasn't even fully aware of until viewing this, and now i feel so much closer to happiness, finally. I liked the little legs on the style of this cartoon, reminded me of the losing president of the universe (i've gone and forgotten his name) with those growing metal legs that helped him glide across the table. How would chairs look, if our legs looked like that, i wondered. Probably just as strange and demented as everything else in this toon :P You've set the mood nicely, and i really liked how you pointed out to us the aspects of the shot that really set it up, such as the lighting in the room makes the whole world feel awful, or the filter on the camera to make the people look more happy :P i was also a big fan of the robotic doctor, i liked him before, and wanted one in my own household, but as soon as he became a pervert and began using foul language, i loved him even more! From here on out i shall try to avoid the number 3 in entirety, as it is nothing but a downer number, here to beat me into the ground, and brag about it's semi-human-like legs.

Missed your stuff on NG, but was watched your TV toons on fat-pie, and that kept my david firth levels at a decent percentage while you weren't submitting to newgrounds, but now that you have returned we can go back to sucking up to you, and kissing your epic ass, sir.

Score: 9

"All I can say is colonthree :3 Twas cute!"

submission: Me Not You

date: August 3, 2007

Awww. I really enjoyed that. I'm a big fan of that style, the way you draw faces on random objects, so cute ^_^ The hand drawn goodness was a little annoying in some parts, but mostly it was pretty cool. Good to see there are still people out there animating by hand on paper ;) I can't believe it took me this long to watch this animation on the frontpage, sheesh. The muffins... well, I'm a big muffin fan, and I gotta say, they reminded me of my muffins, and there was even a giant muffin, and a cute girl muffin. This whole damn cartoon was cute. I think i died a little bit when she got eaten by the shark though :(

You'll probably never see this review :'( but keep up the good work, keep making those awesome hand-drawn goodness toons. And may the muffin be with you :3

Score: 9

"I'll take 3 hits of perkele, please"

submission: PERKELE

date: August 2, 2007

That was a pretty good trip! i enjoyed the colors, and your fbf animation. I like how you would switch styles as the scenes would change, as well. Gotta love all the strange fucked up shit going on, as well as the random violence. The music selection was good, however it did not flow very well, but nothing flowed, it was all hectic and chaos, so i suppose you did a good job there ;) i enjoyed your several different styles, and this cartoon, although i wish the trip coulda been longer, only due to loving it. great work :)

Score: 9

"Simply Breathtaking!"

submission: Chainsaw the Children 2

date: July 31, 2007

Wow, this is on of the greatest alt's i have seen in a while. For several reasons, the game is fucking awesome, and you did a good job pretending to be dan. You did a good job imitating his style, and i enjoyed fucking every single one of those children. the S key is really where it's at, racking up all sorts of fat combos while blowin' my load at the same time. Obviously this game can't be matched with the original, but with this new "newgrounds dick" theme, it should be frontpaged ASAP :P great work, and i hope to see more Dan Paladin flash parodies from you ;)

Score: 10

"You're even cooler than a three headed monkey!"

submission: Monkey Island Flash Movie

date: July 28, 2007

Oh thank you god. i watched the german one like 3 times, even though i had no idea what it said. i've been waiting for this bad-boy to come out, and i'm very pleased! turns out i like this movie more UNDERSTANDING what they are saying ;) even though i have beaten monkey island like 6 times, and know exactly what was going on in the german version... the graphics were of a unique style, allowing quick drawings but still looking good. monkey island is such a long game there's no way this would ever get done if done in "epic graphics" , it would have taken years. The animation style matched the whole general feeling of the movie, quick but awesome ;)

thank you very much for producing an english version... did you end up deleting the german one from the website? i was quite sad when that one didn't get an award, good thing this got daily first and frontpage :3

*crosses fingers and hopes you will do more of the MI series ^_^*

Score: 9

"aha! they return to the portal :D"

submission: D4ilytoon # 301

date: July 26, 2007

that was quite the sexy intro, from those sexy stars at the beginning, to that epic movie-esque intro credits. goood to see that old menu again!

f0d: some nice fbf work, haha, short and simple. i love the backgrounds you've included, and the reflection techniques used to make something to simple... so awesome. well done.

sinister: good to see your pulse going in the background, and the rainbow colors were very pleasing. those glasses are quite hawt, but not as hot as the... giant tumor body? :P

Psi: haha, i love how it had to be low quality :( your coloring style is so sexy, but lags so much with all it's hand done gradient awesomeness. especially with all those symbols at once! the music made me want to go drink some german beer...

FLCL: w0h, you made a flash? sure it might be 2 jpgs and some sound.. but you made a flash. w0wza, i love you, i'm so proud of you. now go start making... oh what's that, as i was writing this review a little d00d ran across and effed the two old people in the bum to party boy. that was amazing, i love ya babeh ;)

all hail the d4ilytoons, welcome back to newgrounds, we've missed ya :3

Score: 10

"Behold the goddess known as tubgirl, in full glory"

submission: The Tubgirl Collab

date: July 24, 2007

Amazing collab guys, the menu music lulls my ears to a near sleep. The ass in the background was very tight and arousing, it seemed to be blasting two poos out, putting them on the menu, in a badgeresque bitmap trace of a turd.

Zekey, the music in your part... i have no idea what she was saying, but it was very seductive. Tubgirl reminded me of the crazy cat woman from the simpsons, but a little larger. She wasn't as asian as the real tubgirl, but this is alright. The pooping effect was magnificent, the sound effect looped perfectly and destroyed that microphone, oh the laughs!

Badger, your badger was looking mighty fine in his 3D form. he span around and sprayed a powerful stream of, very realistic feces all over himself. For some reason a poop made it into the toilet, and resembled an angry faic, i don't know why he was so angry, he was so beautiful!

The two of you brought a tear to my eye with this flash, never in all of my life have i seen tubgirl be displayed so proudly, representing everything she stood up for. god bless you tubgirl, where ever you may be today.

Score: 7

"BOOT HEEM!"

submission: Moglin Punter

date: June 28, 2007

man, i wish i didn't have to go right now, i really need to finish this game >:U got up to level 41, but i gotta go home now. time to stop "working" (by "working" i mean, playing this game instead of doing what i was supposed to do) cool game, some nice physics. i had a lot of fun kicking that little bastard that tries to get me to play his free MMO all the time :) couldn't manage to get perfect on level 19 though :( had to skip it and move on, made me sad. i dunno how much of these graphics you took from that game, but the game looks good. i liked that big croc, he was my fav char :D anyways, probably going to play once i get home, see if i can unlock that bonus level you were talking about ;) had some fun playing this instead of working, thanks :)

my biggest problem with this game is how i had to move the cursor in order for it to show up, i know i obviously have to move the cursor, because my kick wasn't on target, but ehh, i dunno, something about that just bugged me. would do a lot of the same kick twice in a row on accident :(