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w0ah there badger this film was amazing. I'm glad it's on the frontpage for all the non-badger fans to see this amazing piece of cinema that will go down in history for the ages. Yes, indian badgers speak japanese. With a hot lesbian kiss like that, I'm shocked this hasn't skyrocketed to 500,000 views by now! Now, I never saw the movie Apocalypto, but my guess is this is a pretty dead-on mock version of the movie. The chief badger was sexy, but then again, all the badgers were sexy in Indian form. I think your movies in the future could use more of that roaring trout, he was a pretty good character. Well badger, I'm going to go try to have your babies now, so get ready for a long night. Great movie, 5/5 dicks
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hello hippo.
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so, i couldn't help notice the hippo was purple, then became a sexy blue ;)
i actually say "hey, i am a hippopoutamoose and zere iz nothing i can do about eet" every morning, and it keeps me happy! happy as a hippopotomoose.
i never saw along came polly, but the sound clip kicks ass, i can tell you that much ;) nicely done, i liked the style of your hippo by the way :3
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yeah i just saw him live a couple weeks ago :D but that's not about your movie, so not bad. i can see you are still learning, so i'll give you some pointers :)
i recommend staying away from all those random shape tweens, you know, where you made the red lines change like so. i know it was the easiest way to transition from all the images, but try to move away from this as soon as you can, it's a strong sign of a beginner :P
the movie consisted of a lot of the same scenes, but that's okay, it's hard to produce a new scene for each verse for a whole song, but i suggest you could maybe slightly change up those repeat scenes slightly :P
the edit sounds were annoying, but i guess i understand why they were there. the sounds totally sounded out of place, i'm guessing you did the editing yourself? (or is there reeeally an edited version of that song, haha)
well, welcome to newgrounds. hopefully this won't be your last flash, and we won't scare you away, and you will come back and submit some more flash :)
hope to see more from ya in the future ;)
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well, i was very pleased by this flash. though, the whole time i kept asking myself, whens the kraken going to show up? i had my fingers crossed pretty much the whole time waiting for him, and at the end, you did not disappoint. well done ol' bean. also, that battle between dan and the penis was quite intense, i was on the edge of my seat biting my nails as they hit the monitor and ricochet into my eye causing me to bleed, but lean closer to the screen to not miss a single, second.
*******
seven out of seven stars.
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if you notice, there are 3 6's in my review, because you are going to hell for this young man. NO FLASH CAN EVER SAVE YOU.
oh, well i might as well review this flash before you go to hell... well, even if i didn't read your authors comments, i would still know what you forgot ;) so the beginning to me seemed a bit too predictable. SILLY BAHAMUT! leave it to a dragon to fail at remembering someones birthday, when a fat hippopotamus who flings poop with his tail can ;) naw i kid :3 andersson's true side comes out here, i dunno if everyone could tell, but as BlueHippo was standing right next to him, when he turned into the devil, he shit his pants a little bit :( not that he has pants, but yeah, that andersson ¬_¬
OKAY. maybe you don't have to go to hell, after writing that i'll forgive you.. well, i guess i'm not the devil, it's not up to me.
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Actually, I went to heaven. XD
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"wow sinister used to make serious stuff?"
never woulda believed it ;) well nobody knew who you were back then, kinda the thing about being popular on newgrounds, really has a big effect :0 but wow, looks like before you were recycling intros, you were... well i guess there's not really a plot, but a wonderful way to show off some effects :3 i wish i had known you since you originally submit this movie, and could have watched your flash evolve over time, but oh well, this is like a time machine right here ;)
(okay now, i'm ready for your next big serious project kthx)
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one for each tween!! wow zekey, i'm glad we both shat something out, wonderful. i can't get on AIM for long, because it's adult swim night! c'mon! gotta watch new tim and eric. represent. PICLOWNJEW WWWWAAAAAAARRRGGGGG oh god. did you see it comming? i bet you did. MUCH LOVE ZEKEY. both our movies were submit late :0
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"the most epic asteroid dodging game EVAR"
i was excited when i saw little golden sitting in the spaceship on that thumb, but as i began playing the game, it only got better. at first i played slow, scared of the right arrow, but that's clearly not the way to go. as i hauled ass through space, i could feel the space bugs getting stuck in golden's dome. and the buckethead, oh, magnifique *kisses hand*
awesome game you two, i will have hours of fun trying to beat those damn racers and avoid those asteroids until golden reaches the END OF SPAAAACE!!
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your flashes are always amazing. see, at first i was confused. this doesn't seem that sick, but ya know, once that lochness monster started strutting his stuff it all became apparent. good to see a new toon from you, it had been too long for me. Boy, that cool court sure was NOT cool, (alphabetically!)
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-sigh- alas, i know you will never read this sir, but i'm glad you put this on newgrounds ;) i showed it to my friends ages ago and they all suffer from random mango outbursts now, it's a very serious disorder. i loved this toon, and i love mangoes, the best fruit in the world, mm'mm.
jonti's the mango! he's the mango!
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