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BlueHippo

A new News Post?!

Posted by BlueHippo Dec. 3, 2007 @ 3:53 PM EST

[DUE TO REQUEST ALL WORK RELATED PROJECT LINKS AND PARAGRAPHS HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM BOTH BLOG ENTRIES, FOR THE MOST PART. PLEASE UNDERSTAND]

Hmmm, well it seems I've been getting a lot of complaints about making a new blog post, and I suppose the fact that every time I want to read a new comment I have to wait forever for it to load.

IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON BOYS AND GIRL.

Let's march forward into the life of the hippo once again.

Work at *OOPS CENSORED* has been good, so much has happened since my last update, it feels stupid to not have updated ages ago. Right now what we're working on is a showcase DVD reel of everything it is we do at *OMG CENSORED!!*. I guess now would be a good time to say what it is we do as I have a grasp of it all right now :P We do trailers for video games, x-box 360, ps2, wii, ds, computer... whatever. We have all sorts of recording devices that allow us to capture game play, neat stuff. I really like the device that hooks up to the DS, looks crazy... I should bring in a camera and jazz this blog post up... (oh wait I went back and did that! Pics can be seen below). We do live action commercials and splice in gameplay, do short films, motion graphics and movie editing and all that jazz... I also have a coworker who just sits around and creates bad ass audio all day for whatever :D We do print ads, rich media, banner ads (moi), and websites (also me) for games, but have done some other sites too. I probably forgot something, but we do a lot over there at *FFFCENSOREDOKAY* ;D

Here's some kickin'rad pics of the juice headquarters:
[NOPE NOT ANY MORE]

If you looked at those pictures you'll see that I have a nice microphone and an audio room, so I'd like to officially announce myself open for voice acting. Listen to a horrible sample of what I could crap out for you. Just give me something to shoot for, and I'll do what I can for ya ;)

Moving on past that giant wall of text you didn't just read, we can look at some of some of the "juice" I've been working on.

[REMOVED]

After you've taken the time to look at all that crap, all those dumb sites, and silly banner ads, you can see some other emails I'm working on that showcases *WHO???*'s work.

(oh yeah I didn't really... make that whole email, a lot of the stuff was already there for me, like the basic layout and obviously the assets from other games and stuff)

[REMOVED]

Now if somehow I still manage to have your attention, we can move onto the good stuff... the animation. Yes, making websites and ads gets boring, but it's very time consuming. I've been trying to get back into animation. Luckily, for the DVD, I was asked to make a flash intro involving a little idea bulb thought bubble... thing... to simulate an idea. They lie dead in the bottom of the jar with X's for eyes. The camera zooms out and we see a conveyor belt wrapped around the jar extending into a door on an infinite white background. A hand reaches in and picks up a dead idea from the jar and drops it on the convener belt and it POOFs and the bulb springs to life, and he floats on over the convener belt through the doors, in which my coworker takes over and the Mediajuice logo spins in all 3D like and whatnot and the ideabulb floats by and it unmasks "Where ideas come to life".

Mmmm. That's almost done, my coworker is whipping up some music and sound effects for it now. You guys can see it when the DVD is all done, hehe :P [EDIT: I GUESS NOT ANY MORE] I've also joined a collab with a very sinister friend of mine, of the music video sort. I gotta make my part... will get that done one day... hopefully soon. I mean, I only have one submission for 2007, and it's not even that great :P I gotta get some other stuff in. I've been more active on the CC forums lately, will try to join a clock collab. Shout out to all the B heads. Also something 11 times swell will be coming soon for those of you swell enough to know what I'm talking about ;)

For the couple of you who have been reading all my comments on my old blog you'll know that I was waiting for a while to upload some pics... which... finally I did. Well I typed this up a while ago and in between the time I wrote this and now, I was asked to be an emergency fill in for someone on DailyToon 400. With only 2 days I managed to crap something out. Was my way of animating, under extreme pressure... no rest... just, animating! My part turned out alright I suppose considering the conditions, would have liked more than 2 days though :P Watch Part 1 or the part with my piece... <Link to part 2 will be here when it hits the portal>. Hope you guys had a happy daily day, all spam aside I think #400 turned out great, c'mon guys... right?

My website still sucks, I'd really like to find someone who is a PHP god to help me finish that... I have a lot of plans, it won't be an easy task, but I have a good plan in my head that's been there for ages. If you know someone who loves to do PHP point them over yonder ;3

Oh god it keeps going. I almost forgot, since my last news post I have become review modded. If you have any questions about... well whatever NG related, preferably review related questions, just leave me a comment or PM me, and I'll answer you the best I can :)

For the 6 of you who have managed to make it down this far, congrats, here is your candy. No, this does not count not reading all of this, but seeing the word candy, and reading this paragraph. I know how you Newgrounders are scared of walls of text.

let the gayorgyfest of comments begin!

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192 Comments

Dec. 3, 2007 | 3:53 PM Sispri says:

FIRST COMMENT HA!

Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:07 PM BlueHippo responds:

A quick one you are :0


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:00 PM Nicholas-Deary says:

what happening with the Hippo Collab mister Hippo?

Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:08 PM BlueHippo responds:

That's a good question, I've contacted you for further information :)


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:10 PM JUSTIN-BAILEY says:

Damn, yoshi, you posted within 60 seconds of his news post.

BTW, that first post almost crashed my computer, so I'm glad you made a new one. :)

Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:23 PM BlueHippo responds:

Lmao, sorry about that :( and yoshi was awfully quick :0


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:14 PM sirtom93 says:

NWN 2 will be awesome!

Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:23 PM BlueHippo responds:

Heh yeah some cool stuff there :3


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:20 PM life says:

Now this is the kind of "artist news" I love to see!

It sounds like you're getting a lot of great experience at your job and forming relationships that could help you over the years. If they ever need a website for all those ads you're making, you can always recommend NGclubs. :)

Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:22 PM BlueHippo responds:

I guess the T in DLT stands for 'Tom' now?


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:23 PM SBB says:

LIKE 8TH COMMENT OR SOMETHING DO I GET LIKE

A PRIZZE OR SOMETHING

Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:26 PM BlueHippo responds:

a smoked crack baby.


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:24 PM Greenskullkid says:

9THA' oh chea.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:27 PM BlueHippo responds:

PIP PIP!


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:28 PM theicecubeclock says:

amazing... you made a new news post! TIS A RED LETTER DAY! (lol but all sarcasm aside, you made a new news post... wow)

Dec. 3, 2007 | 5:42 PM BlueHippo responds:

nu uh i dun beleev u


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:28 PM Imacow says:

You have the same monitor as me.

Isn't that just great?

Also I'm tempted to make an animation for that audio.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 5:43 PM BlueHippo responds:

lmao that would be horrible :X

those dell monitors are pretty swank


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:28 PM Black-Ops says:

yoshi77777 has someone on the inside! :O

...maybe. :P

Well, Mediajuice sounds like a great place to work. It all seems rather laid back, and you seem to be enjoying yourself. I hope to leave school at the end of this session and go to university to study computer game design. I've heard there's a lot to be made in the business.

Keep up the good work. :D

Dec. 3, 2007 | 5:43 PM BlueHippo responds:

Oh thank you sir, yes tis good 'round these parts. Perhaps you can spot yoshi's mole... perhaps he has a bot crawling NG at all times!


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:37 PM SaltshakerClock says:

new post? this is impossible...... my....... head can't understand.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 5:44 PM BlueHippo responds:

Don't make me clean up your brain stains :(


Dec. 3, 2007 | 6:16 PM Psi43 says:

FIRST COMMENT XD

Dec. 3, 2007 | 6:26 PM BlueHippo responds:

EPIC WIN LULZ SHOOP DA WHOOP


Dec. 3, 2007 | 6:25 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

15th comment! (colon three)

Can i live in the Game capture room? I'll bring friends!

Dec. 3, 2007 | 6:47 PM BlueHippo responds:

I dunno playing video games and getting paid to do it is hard work.


Dec. 3, 2007 | 6:43 PM SaltshakerClock says:

i have never read all of your news posts, i just skim the massive wll of text. i am a sick bastard.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 6:48 PM BlueHippo responds:

No you're just an average Newgrounder ;P


Dec. 3, 2007 | 6:52 PM MetalDart says:

Man, I want to work there.

ALSO< DID I SEE DANCING PINEAPPLE GUY?! O:

Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:03 PM BlueHippo responds:

lmao one of my doodles around the office has been spotted :0 CUM WURK HURR DEN!


Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:04 PM americanidiot2f says:

I know your doing this for your learning experience, but are you getting paid?
Seems like your doing a lot.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:08 PM BlueHippo responds:

ehhh the pay is the worst part about the job ;P


Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:05 PM X-Naut says:

About time you made a new one. Last new post caused a lot of lag on my machine. Only a matter of time until this news post does the same. That light bulb is seriously tripping me out.

And in the Open Office 2 picture, who drew that pineapple?

Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:09 PM BlueHippo responds:

Heh, sorry buddy ;P

Oh you know it was me. Often there will be a hippo or a muffin or something drawn by me on one of those boards :P


Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:19 PM Bahamut says:

yoshi77777 sucks.

P.S. Nice picture. :)

Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:50 PM BlueHippo responds:

Hahahaha he owned everyone :(


Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:20 PM SaltshakerClock says:

23 comments already, you should be scared.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:51 PM BlueHippo responds:

PISSIN MAH PANTALOONS!


Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:48 PM aquaticmole says:

You're a very handsome young lad. Glad to see you're doing well.

Hold me.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:51 PM BlueHippo responds:

Ooh thanks d00d ;P

*hippohuggle*


Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:53 PM Retrato says:

VOTE 5!

Dec. 3, 2007 | 8:10 PM BlueHippo responds:

yessir


Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:55 PM Luis says:

i know your secret screename!

Dec. 3, 2007 | 8:09 PM BlueHippo responds:

Shhh the government will find me if you tip them off :/


Dec. 3, 2007 | 8:16 PM cheesecamp says:

lol cool lightbulb

Dec. 3, 2007 | 8:32 PM BlueHippo responds:

Heh thanks


Dec. 3, 2007 | 8:38 PM Torkelson says:

Awesome possum.....

That Audio booth looked tight...i wish i had a set up like that.... Ahhh, one day, one day. But otherwise, good looking suff, keep up to good work :)

Dec. 3, 2007 | 8:41 PM BlueHippo responds:

Hehe yeah it's pretty cool... wish I was cool enough to know how to use it :P Thank you very much sir :)


Dec. 3, 2007 | 8:51 PM Dazmi says:

I only read the first paragraph so...
Yea, people need computers that aren't 10 years old

Dec. 3, 2007 | 9:03 PM BlueHippo responds:

At least I put my giant wall of text into paragraphs unlike yours ;P


Dec. 3, 2007 | 10:13 PM Goonie says:

Good update. BTW, bad ass glasses.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 10:37 PM BlueHippo responds:

Hahaha those glasses are retarded I stole them :3


Dec. 3, 2007 | 11:37 PM Fleek says:

FINALLY

Most of those comments were by me anyway

Dec. 3, 2007 | 11:43 PM BlueHippo responds:

Lmao, wouldn't doubt it ;P


Dec. 3, 2007 | 11:42 PM UberBarista says:

I hate your job. Actually, I hate that you have your job.

:D

Dec. 3, 2007 | 11:44 PM BlueHippo responds:

I'll let you come sleep on the futon if you let me sleep on one of those mattresses some time! :3


Dec. 4, 2007 | 12:23 AM absent says:

Your work place is awesome, as are those websites! Are you still getting paid next to nothing for all of it, though? Winter bonus? Anything???

By the way, this news post is not long enough at all! It's clearly a cop-out with those space filling links at the start. Ok you're awesome x 999 but I'm tired and still doing homework so bye!!!

Dec. 4, 2007 | 12:42 AM BlueHippo responds:

you have forums to be modding stop doing homework. NG > IRL.

yeah i know, i should have made it longer :P


Dec. 4, 2007 | 2:20 AM aldlv says:

wow... sound dam nice...
you job is fantastic... as UberBarista said... XD

I hope you find the Php god, guru, smartguy... whatever you need soon...
your site has potential... =D

Dec. 4, 2007 | 2:27 AM BlueHippo responds:

Thank you very much sir <3 I hope so too ;)


Dec. 4, 2007 | 2:38 AM AlkaSeltzer says:

What an awesome job you have. Your boss has some nice taste in -well- everything telling by the office shot. You've got real talent. Good luck. 8p

Dec. 4, 2007 | 2:48 AM BlueHippo responds:

My boss' eye is what he has... he's got a good eye for design. Thank bro :)


Dec. 4, 2007 | 2:43 AM AlkaSeltzer says:

Oh- and you got your flash card reader finally too, they can't be paying you too much if you took this long to buy it, heh heh.

Dec. 4, 2007 | 2:48 AM BlueHippo responds:

Nope, borrowed it ;)


Dec. 4, 2007 | 8:23 AM Nicholas-Deary says:

Luis says:

i know your secret screename!

you're not the only one ;)

Dec. 4, 2007 | 10:35 AM BlueHippo responds:

LOLOLOL U WISH!!!@@


Dec. 4, 2007 | 8:32 AM Major-punk says:

Mmm. Hasn't arrived yet. =(
You sent it thursday night right?

Dec. 4, 2007 | 10:35 AM BlueHippo responds:

Well it was at like 5:05 so it didn't go out till the next morning... if only i were 5 minutes faster :/


Dec. 4, 2007 | 9:29 AM FloppyDiskClock says:

Get a job you lazy fuck.

Dec. 4, 2007 | 10:35 AM BlueHippo responds:

Yessuh :(


Dec. 4, 2007 | 12:39 PM Fleek says:

you should certainly draw the green fleek head thing and send it to me somehow so i can use it in flash

Dec. 4, 2007 | 1:11 PM BlueHippo responds:

okay i'll make you an fla, just PM me a picture that's better than the one on your profile :)


Dec. 4, 2007 | 2:44 PM kisame says:

why Are you so blue?

Dec. 4, 2007 | 3:25 PM BlueHippo responds:

blue balls all over.


Dec. 5, 2007 | 6:58 AM cheesecamp says:

you have to make your post longer! its not as long as the last one! lol jk do whatever you want =P

Dec. 5, 2007 | 12:49 PM BlueHippo responds:

like permaban you!? WEEEEEEE :3333


Dec. 5, 2007 | 6:59 AM cheesecamp says:

Your blue daba dee daba di

Dec. 5, 2007 | 12:49 PM BlueHippo responds:

squeedabodeedabodweeee


Dec. 5, 2007 | 12:55 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

: I dunno playing video games and getting paid to do it is hard work.

Yeah, but beats my job of feeding the tigers on the zoo... with my body.

Dec. 5, 2007 | 2:00 PM BlueHippo responds:

hahahaha, that sounds swell! :P


Dec. 5, 2007 | 1:26 PM TacoFreak says:

BOYS AND GIRLS*

¬___¬

Dec. 5, 2007 | 2:00 PM BlueHippo responds:

I actually went back and edited it to remove the S before i posted it ;)


Dec. 5, 2007 | 2:03 PM 36Holla says:

Aside from the fact that your work looks really nice, I am envious that your boss has a picture of Steve Carell as Michael Scott on his bulletin board. He must be a really cool guy.

And now I notice that after two days, you have 40 something comments here, excluding mine, which just furthers my suspicions that you are the Newgrounds slut ya slut.

Dec. 5, 2007 | 6:45 PM BlueHippo responds:

me no speaky english sukky sukky?


Dec. 5, 2007 | 2:17 PM SaltshakerClock says:

that's a damn nice office, i wish i could work there instead of my cold middle school, for no payment. :(

Dec. 5, 2007 | 6:46 PM BlueHippo responds:

huddle against your computer for warmth!


Dec. 5, 2007 | 3:54 PM gibleto says:

cool...Also, Texas ROCKS.

Dec. 5, 2007 | 6:46 PM BlueHippo responds:

it's alright ;P


Dec. 5, 2007 | 3:59 PM fat-barry says:

You do realize you own pretty much everyone on newgrounds dream right?
19, brim full of talent. You have an awesome job and somthing.. somthing ... super cool that everyone wants and postive.

And for that, I'M GONNA, *raises back hand* I'M GONNA..... congratulate you, nice work. You deserve it. I hope it all goes well in the future aswell.

Dec. 5, 2007 | 6:46 PM BlueHippo responds:

thank you sir, you make me e-blush ;3


Dec. 5, 2007 | 4:13 PM Sispri says:

(Blank Comment) Just another +1

Dec. 5, 2007 | 6:47 PM BlueHippo responds:

gakgaygoobers


Dec. 5, 2007 | 6:51 PM Fleek says:

sea turtles are great

Dec. 5, 2007 | 7:58 PM BlueHippo responds:

Floop


Dec. 5, 2007 | 8:23 PM Life-Stream says:

Office looks awesome!

Dec. 6, 2007 | 2:18 AM BlueHippo responds:

Thank you!


Dec. 5, 2007 | 10:13 PM Skullkid700 says:

Have I told you that I love your hat?

Have I also told you that I love that light bulb?

Have I even told you that I love your hat?

Dec. 6, 2007 | 2:21 AM BlueHippo responds:

Yes

No

If you hadn't before you just did! ^_^


Dec. 6, 2007 | 11:28 PM NickScott says:

Oh wow, never noticed the wallpapers on ColonThree. I put up the space one ;)

Dec. 7, 2007 | 1:45 PM BlueHippo responds:

Hehehehe, very nice ^___^


Dec. 7, 2007 | 7:29 PM Life-Stream says:

Whats a ´biew´?

Dec. 7, 2007 | 8:17 PM BlueHippo responds:

i dunno ask your alt ;P


Dec. 7, 2007 | 8:47 PM life says:

Make my banner blue plz.

Dec. 7, 2007 | 10:05 PM BlueHippo responds:

UNF


Dec. 7, 2007 | 9:01 PM Bahamut says:

The voice samples rock.

Dec. 7, 2007 | 10:06 PM BlueHippo responds:

i heard your name in there i think ;D


Dec. 7, 2007 | 10:38 PM SaltshakerClock says:

61 comments, in 4 days, you should try better to hide you blog somehow.

Dec. 8, 2007 | 2:38 AM BlueHippo responds:

you mean by using less walls of text?


Dec. 8, 2007 | 6:18 AM Life-Stream says:

MY alt?

Dec. 10, 2007 | 3:00 PM BlueHippo responds:

I lol'd :3


Dec. 8, 2007 | 6:25 AM Xaxrox says:

I don't see a penicorn plushie in those pics...

GET ON AIM >:(

Dec. 10, 2007 | 3:00 PM BlueHippo responds:

THE BLUE HIPPO IS HIDING IN THE JUNGLE YOU'LL NEVER FIND MEEEEE


Dec. 10, 2007 | 12:16 PM Bahamut says:

I wish I got this many comments.

Dec. 10, 2007 | 3:02 PM BlueHippo responds:

Make less news posts and suck more cawk ;3


Dec. 10, 2007 | 1:47 PM kidray76 says:

Great, now I have to post gay comments again. Oh well

(_)_)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D

Dec. 10, 2007 | 3:02 PM BlueHippo responds:

Goodness gracious! That penis is awfully excited!!!!!


Dec. 10, 2007 | 2:12 PM SaltshakerClock says:

still alive, and i need more comments on my blog, could you leave some? pwease?

Dec. 10, 2007 | 3:02 PM BlueHippo responds:

FIEN GAWLLL


Dec. 11, 2007 | 9:27 PM Sispri says:

Good news. I just found out I'm psychic! Watch. I predict, Mister Hippo, that you will reply to this comment! Let it be so!!!


Dec. 11, 2007 | 9:58 PM Sispri says:

:o WHAT YOU DIDN'T REPLY?! AH MY POWERS! MY PSYCHOLOGIST LIED TO ME! But still one comment you didn't respond to :P.

Dec. 12, 2007 | 2:09 AM BlueHippo responds:

Yeah I had 2 on the other I didn't reply to. I thought I could sacrifice one early ;P


Dec. 12, 2007 | 8:46 AM UberBarista says:

Censorship or job... hmmmm, tough choice you sell out.

Dec. 12, 2007 | 10:47 AM BlueHippo responds:

One time Paul got his kicks with TheJoe and he sucked his dick and 5 of his friends in a row.


Dec. 12, 2007 | 2:03 PM TropicalParadise says:

As much as I'd hate to ruin the 69 comments that you've had going for the last little while. PilotDoofy was a great great great php guy but I don't know what he's been doing the last little while. Last time I spoke to him was over a year ago, but that's about all the NG coders that I know.

Dec. 12, 2007 | 4:53 PM BlueHippo responds:

Sounds swell, thanks a lot for the tip :)


Dec. 12, 2007 | 2:18 PM SaltshakerClock says:

your blogs are cursed to have too many comments. i contribute to this madness.

Dec. 12, 2007 | 4:53 PM BlueHippo responds:

ITS ALL UR FAULTTT


Dec. 12, 2007 | 4:58 PM Life-Stream says:

lol, biuehippo loves you ^_^

Dec. 12, 2007 | 7:47 PM BlueHippo responds:

<333


Dec. 13, 2007 | 3:36 PM Life-Stream says:

Too bad he´s gone forever ;)

Dec. 13, 2007 | 4:03 PM BlueHippo responds:

yeah i just saw that after you posted thatttttasdjfjkjkjkskkslll';;; :(


Dec. 13, 2007 | 5:16 PM SaltshakerClock says:

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER BLUHIPPO? no seriously, where is his comment?

Dec. 14, 2007 | 10:33 AM BlueHippo responds:

HE DIED W@DAFUX :'(


Dec. 13, 2007 | 8:57 PM Bahamut says:

Bl00Hippo

Dec. 14, 2007 | 10:43 AM BlueHippo responds:

Baham00t


Dec. 14, 2007 | 4:24 PM Life-Stream says:

Apparantly he wasn´t good enough for NG :(


Dec. 14, 2007 | 5:41 PM TjA says:

Nice, you sound like david schwimmer (or however you spell it) doing that embarrassed voice, sing me a song about blue hippos. That M ediajuice place sounds pretty decent, what studio equipment do use (personally, not the actually company). Youre active on CC? I havent been on there since Strangeclock stopped making flashes for ages... my accounts probably dead... again.
By sinister friend did you mean sinister? Oh wait he has no friends after he shows most people on daily toons up with his "not so spammy" submissions. I saw your name on daily toons #400 i thought it was gunfair to put sin and zekey together they were bound to make the "best" piece (no offense).
What do you need doing on your website? I thought it'd be mostly flash based or Pee-Ach-Pee for forums etc.? Grats on the review mod. (also that seems very boring though rewarding im sure) :)
You know im going to ask; where is ma Jive Ma-shin tuo!?
(i know "youve been busy" (bah what happened to losing sleep))
<3<3<3

Dec. 14, 2007 | 6:49 PM BlueHippo responds:

Wowza quite a comment :3 David Schwimmer, hahaha, not what I would have said but funny to think about :P I had to take all work related stuff down due to my boss and clients etc, so my news blog is really messed up right now, there also shouldn't be a space inbetween the M and the e, i just did that to get it off search engines until i have the time to redo my page. Yeah I'm active on the CC lately; and yes, i mean sinister :0 But i think he killed off the collab... I wanna see #400 part two, I've been waiting a while >:U Should be pretty good... my website has a ton of things, there's: Articles, Comics, Flash, Downloads and the News... I mean there will be forums which will need PHP as well, or just use some old forums... would be nice if i could afford VB, might have to save up and get it. My site (before i took it down and had it as a flash piece of crap) I used to have to update all by hand... I can't do that, my site is gonna be a community (not open like NG) in which I need my friends and whatnot to be able to submit content to each section. So I also need a user base to be able to tie in with the website AND the forums... hmmm... Yeah well the users will be able to submit certain content depending on what permissions they have been given, or ya know, the admins who can basically do whatever they want. What i'm saying is, my site is never gonna get finished, sadly... or so it seems. I have real big plans for it, I'd really like to finish it one day though. Thanks for the congrats on review mod, it can be a pain in the ass some times, but it's all good ;P I need to put out Jive Machine 1.5 first, which includes a mute button... neat eh? Now you can make him dance to your iTunes ;D Two has some big plans, too... I wanted to hold a contest for dance entries on a blog post, think that would be real fun. The thing is I wanted to have colonthree finished by the time I launched jive machine 2! but I doubt it will get finished at the rate it's going >_< I was gonna find an ASer to help me make the game, so that there's a timeline and you can create your own dance, play it back, and possibly even convert it to code, so that you can share your dance with others! I think that would be awesome... Maybe I just dream of unrealistic things... like my crazy ass plans for ColonThree and Jive Machine 2. Hmmmm, well hopefully I'll find someone ;P

Thanks for the swell comment, sir. and the pics are gone with most of my blog post (oops just answered your next post in this one)


Dec. 14, 2007 | 5:42 PM TjA says:

ps. what happened to the pics?

Dec. 14, 2007 | 6:49 PM BlueHippo responds:

omgw@?


Dec. 15, 2007 | 12:32 AM YoinK says:

you sure do a great job of updating your webcam!

Dec. 17, 2007 | 11:11 AM BlueHippo responds:

Yeah I'm like the only one :( Even though there's not even a link any more ;P


Dec. 17, 2007 | 4:52 PM The-Soul-Eater says:

wow a new news post!!! am I the third or 50th person to say that? as always awesome hat

Dec. 17, 2007 | 4:53 PM BlueHippo responds:

thanks.. it's a shame i had to strip my posts down though... will fix them soon :0


Dec. 17, 2007 | 5:38 PM Life-Stream says:

So whats with those big yellow shades?

Dec. 17, 2007 | 8:38 PM BlueHippo responds:

THAT LIGHT IS SO BRIGHT OH MAYUN


Dec. 17, 2007 | 6:17 PM LOLZILLA says:

OH GAWD MAH SIDES HURT FROM DA LAUGHTAAAAAAAA.

Dec. 17, 2007 | 8:38 PM BlueHippo responds:

OH LORD THE COCKS


Dec. 17, 2007 | 8:06 PM ShroomUzi says:

all ashore that's goin ashore

Dec. 17, 2007 | 8:38 PM BlueHippo responds:

toot toot cutie;


Dec. 17, 2007 | 8:07 PM StagBeetle says:

holy shit i love your hat

Dec. 17, 2007 | 8:39 PM BlueHippo responds:

i think your beetle would look cute in it :0


Dec. 19, 2007 | 10:34 AM UberBarista says:

Need a PHP guy? Talk to Zendra.

Pilotdoofy owe a lot to him.

Dec. 19, 2007 | 12:39 PM BlueHippo responds:

Hmmm, alright. Doubt he has the time to help me with my massive site though, but thanks for the pointer :)


Dec. 19, 2007 | 5:18 PM Life-Stream says:

Did ya hear about that look-a-like competition in China...?

Dec. 19, 2007 | 8:01 PM BlueHippo responds:

aw i wish there was a way i coulda responded to this before i saw the second post :/


Dec. 19, 2007 | 5:18 PM Life-Stream says:

Everyone won... :D

Badum bum tsshh.

Dec. 19, 2007 | 8:01 PM BlueHippo responds:

hurrhurrrrrrrkskakdl;;


Dec. 20, 2007 | 2:13 PM Xaxrox says:

Yellowsunglasses, somestupidhat, awfullittlecloud, shinyedisonsinvention, agayguy...

DONTSMOKESOMUCHAQPWOELASAMFDMNBDFSHJK LSAFGDADSGLKASDFGH.

Muffins.

Dec. 20, 2007 | 4:24 PM BlueHippo responds:

if you jizz on a muffin it becomes a cupcake.


Dec. 20, 2007 | 9:19 PM cheesecamp says:

do you like the game hungreh hippos?

Dec. 20, 2007 | 10:23 PM BlueHippo responds:

no; there was no blue one on the american version >:U


Dec. 20, 2007 | 10:09 PM AlkaSeltzer says:

Snape Kills Dumbledore.

Dec. 20, 2007 | 10:23 PM BlueHippo responds:

noooubitch


Dec. 21, 2007 | 10:13 AM XkakiharaX says:

it remains kinda awkward, replying on 95 comments, don't you think?
(not in a bad way though, pretty awesome making some time for people.)

Dec. 24, 2007 | 9:18 PM BlueHippo responds:

*shrug* i suppose ;P


Dec. 21, 2007 | 9:25 PM soyasauce says:

3:18 am ? get some sleep........:} Dallas hmm ........ Imma I-3O and beltine......that's a next door....XD

Dec. 24, 2007 | 9:19 PM BlueHippo responds:

gasp :0


Dec. 22, 2007 | 8:56 AM Xaxrox says:

I want to be the guy that posts the 100th comment on an userpage belonging to a guy using a nickname that says BlueHippo.

Also, you should put your hat on fire.

Dec. 24, 2007 | 9:19 PM BlueHippo responds:

oh okay


Dec. 22, 2007 | 9:08 AM Lost-Wisdom says:

We need more people like you, a person with a can-do attitude and is always in a good mood.

:D

Dec. 24, 2007 | 9:19 PM BlueHippo responds:

*does a jig*


Dec. 22, 2007 | 11:47 AM Xaxrox says:

100TH POST ON BLIPPO'S PAGE ORLFOMGLOL.

LOLOLOL. LOVE, DRUGS, MARIO.

Put your hat on fire.

Dec. 24, 2007 | 9:20 PM BlueHippo responds:

w0w d@ amazin :0


Dec. 22, 2007 | 1:35 PM zer0gravity1 says:

I was just gonna ask if you could make me a good sig? Take your time...I dont mean to harass you or anything, since i've already pm'ed you about this, but i really need a good one. I'd like it to have the stripe thing you have in your header, please... and the bubble thing too. Can you add like, some blobs, a rocket, and a cow? And my name at the side. If that's too much for you to do, or you just don't care, just say so. I'l find someone, or i can try it myself.

Dec. 24, 2007 | 9:21 PM BlueHippo responds:

been away from home due to holidays etc maybe one day? although i already have some sig orders i gotta fillllflaklksflksa;ldk' sigs pile up, i like how you put a request both here and in PM blaaaah. TRIKKY BAS-TID

that sig sounds like it would take a while :X


Dec. 23, 2007 | 6:04 PM DrunkenPhanto says:

Blippo you do me some voices?

Dec. 24, 2007 | 9:21 PM BlueHippo responds:

i guez


Dec. 23, 2007 | 7:27 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

YOU WERE RENEGADECLOCK!

OMGWTFBBQROFLPOTTAMUSBLUEHIPPO!

Dec. 24, 2007 | 9:21 PM BlueHippo responds:

yeah! also SBC :3


Dec. 23, 2007 | 7:29 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

LOL Just kidding :P

Feliz naviblagh!

Dec. 24, 2007 | 9:22 PM BlueHippo responds:

o g thx


Dec. 23, 2007 | 11:03 PM idiot-buster says:

have a marry christmas !!!!

Dec. 24, 2007 | 9:22 PM BlueHippo responds:

yes presents all around


Dec. 24, 2007 | 5:34 PM SaltshakerClock says:

Merry Christmas, good friend.

Dec. 24, 2007 | 9:22 PM BlueHippo responds:

you too my good sir


Dec. 25, 2007 | 10:04 PM YoinK says:

wow bluehippo.. your site does need work... you should try using dreamweaver. :P

Dec. 26, 2007 | 8:27 PM BlueHippo responds:

that site was made in a couple of hours as a temp site that's been up around a year now and it suuuucks. i crapped that site out, i'm gonna finish my real one... soon... hopefully :X


Dec. 27, 2007 | 7:00 PM FrozenSheep says:

BLUE HIPPO HATES SEX.

Dec. 28, 2007 | 10:29 AM BlueHippo responds:

ewww don't say that word!


Dec. 28, 2007 | 4:47 AM XkakiharaX says:

MRAWRRRRRR!!!! random comment, you are, awesome ;P

Dec. 28, 2007 | 10:42 AM BlueHippo responds:

o g thx!


Dec. 28, 2007 | 1:54 PM Goonie says:

Hippo do you have a zippo? :)

Jan. 2, 2008 | 12:53 AM BlueHippo responds:

negatory :P


Dec. 28, 2007 | 2:04 PM W-P-S says:

when a hippo shits he like spins his tail around really fast and produces a huge fucking shower of diarreha

Jan. 2, 2008 | 12:53 AM BlueHippo responds:

i know! it's awesome!


Dec. 28, 2007 | 2:15 PM Sinitron says:

thunk thunk thunk

Jan. 2, 2008 | 12:53 AM BlueHippo responds:

ba dunk a dunk


Dec. 28, 2007 | 11:18 PM The-Soul-Eater says:

is it true that you respond to every comment, no matter how inane?

Jan. 2, 2008 | 12:53 AM BlueHippo responds:

no, fuck you.


Dec. 30, 2007 | 10:38 PM MzAlmie says:

Your verry cute^^

Jan. 2, 2008 | 12:55 AM BlueHippo responds:

a gurl on da inturnets wtf?


Dec. 31, 2007 | 5:38 AM kidray76 says:

Happy New Year!!!.

No penis this time.

Jan. 2, 2008 | 12:59 AM BlueHippo responds:

SUPER GASP

:0000


Dec. 31, 2007 | 6:17 PM MCU says:

Woo.
Im back after a long NG hiatus since about 4 months ago.
This is my first blog comment in a while.
So, hello. Sorry if this question is stupid.
Got any tips on which graphics tablet to buy as a wannabe flash artist hopefully starting out?
Im getting sick of drawing with a LAPTOP mouse.

Jan. 2, 2008 | 1:00 AM BlueHippo responds:

a wacom intuos 4x5 does the trick for me :)

below is the link for the official tablet thread:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/580996


Jan. 2, 2008 | 12:34 PM Xaxrox says:

Everytime I see the mace in some thread I'm like "OMGZEROKLOCK'D" And while I keep scrolling I see a shining blue hippo. "Whew..."

Jan. 3, 2008 | 2:05 AM BlueHippo responds:

hehehe :3


Jan. 2, 2008 | 1:35 PM MCU says:

Thanks alot, I asked you because youre one of my favourite animators and seem to take animation seriously.
Also you have a hat. And a great hat it is.

Jan. 3, 2008 | 2:05 AM BlueHippo responds:

no problem, and thanks ;D


Jan. 7, 2008 | 10:51 PM Fleek says:

blue hippo is pretty great,

Jan. 8, 2008 | 7:23 PM BlueHippo responds:

u lie


Jan. 8, 2008 | 7:04 PM Panzer-Wolf says:

That lightbulb is obviouslly fake.

And your a robot

So hows the pickle?

lolwut

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Jan. 8, 2008 | 7:23 PM BlueHippo responds:

SBC is king of the portal.


Jan. 8, 2008 | 9:37 PM Panzer-Wolf says:

Random letters they were.

Jan. 9, 2008 | 1:47 PM BlueHippo responds:

daww :(


Jan. 9, 2008 | 6:35 AM LittleMissVixen says:

you're so cooooooooooooooooool
<3

Jan. 9, 2008 | 1:48 PM BlueHippo responds:

golly gee whiz, thanks ma'am!! :3


Jan. 9, 2008 | 10:28 PM Panzer-Wolf says:

You reply to every comment no matter what.

Whore.

Jan. 12, 2008 | 4:03 PM BlueHippo responds:

Unless they tell me not to ;P


Jan. 9, 2008 | 10:38 PM Panzer-Wolf says:

WAIT I'M SORRY PLEASE REPLY!!!

:(

Jan. 12, 2008 | 4:03 PM BlueHippo responds:

Lmao, you only gave me 10 minutes to reply... I'm not normally that fast ;P I was a couple days late for this one... gasp! I'm sorry sir!


Jan. 14, 2008 | 10:11 AM kidray76 says:

Question, who has the biggest cock.

bluehippo or Ron Jeremy?

I think you do, but not really sure.

Jan. 14, 2008 | 8:28 PM BlueHippo responds:

i'm also fatter.


Jan. 14, 2008 | 2:27 PM Eggys says:

You are a pirate. Be free.

Jan. 14, 2008 | 8:28 PM BlueHippo responds:

yarrrrr


Jan. 15, 2008 | 11:45 AM Xaxrox says:

Does you lock a topic? :O

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 45048

Jan. 15, 2008 | 2:40 PM BlueHippo responds:

naw, that topic was left open for hours after i posted that, then someone came through and locked it ;P


Jan. 16, 2008 | 12:50 PM TropicalParadise says:

Make a new post I am bored of this one.

Jan. 17, 2008 | 1:19 AM BlueHippo responds:

gah!


Jan. 16, 2008 | 11:26 PM cornbin says:

Needs more Texas! D:

Jan. 17, 2008 | 1:20 AM BlueHippo responds:

y'all little doggies ain't gettin' along


Jan. 17, 2008 | 4:10 PM AniMetal says:

Is that you?

Jan. 18, 2008 | 12:21 AM BlueHippo responds:

i found it on google.


Jan. 17, 2008 | 4:48 PM UltimateCyprien says:

Feel like participating in a collab with me PowerRangerYellow and a few others, it's a collab about that 70's show "Welcome Back Kotter". It'll be funniest thing ever, let me know something all right dude?

If you don't know that show this should help you out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdiq_H xKcb8

- Cyprien

Jan. 18, 2008 | 10:43 AM BlueHippo responds:

That could be fun. I'll try to get in contact with you on Monday :)


Jan. 17, 2008 | 6:16 PM Sir-Nuts says:

I liked some of the wallpapers in your site. They're very cool.

Jan. 18, 2008 | 10:44 AM BlueHippo responds:

Hehe, why thank you :)


Jan. 18, 2008 | 4:22 PM Cock-Joke says:

Hey did the staff take down the webcam page? I wanted to see you.... and see if I could put one up.

Jan. 21, 2008 | 2:11 AM BlueHippo responds:

http://www.newgrounds.com/webcam/
cams_04.html

don't expect to get one up there though :(


Jan. 18, 2008 | 9:16 PM SaltshakerClock says:

tomorrow is my B-day.

Jan. 21, 2008 | 2:11 AM BlueHippo responds:

oops i was gone... happy late birthday!


Jan. 19, 2008 | 2:45 AM rahvin-the-vampire says:

You know, your post goes through my mind all the time..You randomly posted on one of my pictures about the T-Rex figure mowing the drying buds, you said:

"fuck the club im all about those dank nugs OM NOM NOM"

And for the first day or so I didn't get what OM NOM NOM meant..then I realized it was computerized munching. Yah, I'm a little slow on the uptake..but I still remember it to this day.

I quote you. In real life :P

Even at my dealer's house...he was like 'what do you think of these nuggies?' I was like "man fuck the clubs! Im all bout those dank nugs! OM NOM NOM!"

Well...he's not computer-literate so he completely missed all the funniness value..but it was good times regardless. We didn't get shot or anything

Jan. 21, 2008 | 2:12 AM BlueHippo responds:

lmao very nice. watch out though, i will eat all your dank nugs like pac man :3


Jan. 20, 2008 | 3:44 PM ParadoxSaint says:

Damn it, now I want a hat like that =/

Jan. 21, 2008 | 2:13 AM BlueHippo responds:

i don't see what's stoppin' yas!


Jan. 21, 2008 | 1:22 AM knightsofthecircle says:

I have a better hat than yours.

Jan. 21, 2008 | 2:14 AM BlueHippo responds:

wow that's like out of a dr seuss book that hat is quite amazing. i bow down before you, sir.


Jan. 22, 2008 | 12:53 AM PineappleSocom says:

that was rather rude sir hippo

Jan. 22, 2008 | 4:30 AM BlueHippo responds:

my bad :(


Jan. 22, 2008 | 10:21 AM Xaxrox says:

Barbie new pic? D:

Btw I've finished the muffin. I'll send you the fla after I find out where to upload it.

Jan. 22, 2008 | 11:29 AM BlueHippo responds:

yes, for the new mars volta album :3

you can use yousendit.com :)


Jan. 22, 2008 | 10:08 PM X-Naut says:

Been over a month since I even visited this userpage.

Far too long a time to be away from you. :c

Jan. 23, 2008 | 5:42 PM BlueHippo responds:

awww *huggles*


Jan. 23, 2008 | 3:01 PM life says:

Upload my yellow banner. :(

Jan. 23, 2008 | 5:43 PM BlueHippo responds:

oh yeah my b, g.


Jan. 24, 2008 | 12:43 PM life says:

mmmmmmm yellow banner. now it just needs an update. winkkkk

Jan. 24, 2008 | 1:46 PM BlueHippo responds:

add an mspaint penis you mean?


Jan. 25, 2008 | 2:43 AM UberKuri says:

Hey man, it's been toooooo long =[

Also, nice pic, you look like one of those stupid teenage fashionables.

Jan. 28, 2008 | 12:58 PM BlueHippo responds:

*poses*


Jan. 25, 2008 | 10:58 AM Xaxrox says:

It's almost time for a newer new News post.

Also new pic again? D:

Jan. 28, 2008 | 12:58 PM BlueHippo responds:

i know, i'll make one soon :)


Jan. 26, 2008 | 2:17 AM Borkd says:

If you're still looking for a webmaster/dev, let me know... I've got too much free time on my hands at the moment, heh.

Jan. 28, 2008 | 12:58 PM BlueHippo responds:

unf unf unf *thrusts* we will be in contact :)


Jan. 27, 2008 | 12:34 PM Lorkas says:

Since when are you a mod?

Jan. 28, 2008 | 12:59 PM BlueHippo responds:

several months ago


Jan. 29, 2008 | 7:52 PM Sektor-Z says:

You deserve a lots more frontpages than you get.

Jan. 29, 2008 | 10:16 PM BlueHippo responds:

aww thank you sir :3


Jan. 29, 2008 | 8:50 PM Sispri says:

Check your pending buddies. :P

Jan. 29, 2008 | 10:16 PM BlueHippo responds:

i saw... whatcha wanna be portal buddies for?


Jan. 30, 2008 | 10:13 AM Xaxrox says:

What's yout clock name?

Jan. 30, 2008 | 3:09 PM BlueHippo responds:

just BlueHippo :/


Jan. 30, 2008 | 12:49 PM Zendra says:

It's just way too long to read, so I didn't bother. OK?

Jan. 30, 2008 | 3:09 PM BlueHippo responds:

It's okay, all the good content was stripped out anyways :(


Jan. 30, 2008 | 2:27 PM SaltshakerClock says:

can you make me a siggy please?

Jan. 30, 2008 | 3:10 PM BlueHippo responds:

i have like 50 people already waiting for them :( i dunno, PM me your request or something so it can get lost with the other ones :X


Jan. 30, 2008 | 5:44 PM Sispri says:

Forum Mod? Awesome!

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:12 AM BlueHippo responds:

you're always so speedy ;P


Jan. 30, 2008 | 6:04 PM Ragnarokia says:

Congratulations on Modship Blue : )

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:12 AM BlueHippo responds:

thank yas


Jan. 30, 2008 | 6:12 PM Sir-Nuts says:

Congratulations, you are finally a forum mod!

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:13 AM BlueHippo responds:

really? i'd better check!

*runs away*


Jan. 30, 2008 | 6:52 PM americanidiot2f says:

Ya I saw your name in green in the forums which means
YOUR A FORUM MOD!!!
CONGRATS :D

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:13 AM BlueHippo responds:

gaspthanks:3


Jan. 30, 2008 | 6:55 PM X-Naut says:

GreenHippo, wut.

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:13 AM BlueHippo responds:

if only i were affiliate..


Jan. 30, 2008 | 6:58 PM fuzzum111 says:

I want teh comment on my userpage XD

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:14 AM BlueHippo responds:

kay


Jan. 30, 2008 | 7:24 PM Paradox says:

congrats on mod.

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:14 AM BlueHippo responds:

ogthx


Jan. 30, 2008 | 7:25 PM Toocool100 says:

Congratz on the modship, you will be one awesome mod :)

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:14 AM BlueHippo responds:

not as awesome as that guy who made your user pic


Jan. 30, 2008 | 7:56 PM Sispri says:

"i saw... whatcha wanna be portal buddies for?"

Cuz it'll be fun! besides why not?

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:15 AM BlueHippo responds:

I see no reason to be portal buddies with someone unless I've made a flash with them ;P How do I know you don't just wanna coauthor me on a Lucky 7 Flash?

*pokepoke*


Jan. 30, 2008 | 8:40 PM SoulMaster71 says:

Congratulations BlueHippo on becoming a Forum mod! I mean, when Canas retired I just knew you'd be his replacement, but still, congrats!

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:16 AM BlueHippo responds:

*hides from canas*


Jan. 30, 2008 | 8:59 PM Jon4life says:

Are you gay? You come off as a raging homosexual.

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:17 AM BlueHippo responds:

wowurcool


Jan. 30, 2008 | 9:27 PM Reyals says:

What happened to the thread Rage made?

I can't find it.

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:17 AM BlueHippo responds:

baleted oh wait you already saw


Jan. 30, 2008 | 9:58 PM Hybrid-Of-Souls says:

oshitmodrun

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:17 AM BlueHippo responds:

run straight into one of my traps


Jan. 30, 2008 | 10:23 PM gamerpeepinpa says:

Congrats on becoming a BBS mod! I always thought you were one anyway, with your gold aura =]

Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:18 AM BlueHippo responds:

you're not the only one ;P


Jan. 31, 2008 | 8:09 AM HoboPorn says:

it's about damn time your ass became a mod.

fuck beat me to it yet again >8|

Jan. 31, 2008 | 10:21 AM BlueHippo responds:

*skeet skeet*


Jan. 31, 2008 | 9:30 AM Jercurpac says:

Alright now, where's the button to "accidentally" delete someone's blog posts?

Jan. 31, 2008 | 10:22 AM BlueHippo responds:

next to the 'ban user' button that i just 'accidently' pushed ;)


Jan. 31, 2008 | 12:44 PM Basszilla says:

since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while i wouuld wonder around.
OK, so, I walked into the stable.
Me and my sister always went to look after our horse.
The stables weren't ours, see. We rented one.
Since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while I wouuld wonder around.
Today it was raining, so I was soaking wet,
so I snuck off into the stable
on the other side of the farm from where everyone else was. I thought it was empty, but when I closed the door
and turned round a great white stallion was in front of me, and kept nipping at my clothes.
I startd to pet him and he walked over to the other side
of the stable and started eating from his haynet,
I walked over behind him, cautiously,
then I noticed something
which changed the way
I thought about horses forever...
He lifted up his tail.
I could see his butthole in full view.
I felt myself go rock hard in my pants in seconds.
I carried on looking, and moved my head in a little closer.
A bit more... Then I noticed it start stretching.
Piles of horse crap started pouring out.
It was the most arousing thing I ever saw.
I looked at the fresh pile of crap on the floor.
I don't know why, but I picked some up and smelt it.
It smelt so good.
So fresh.
I started running my hand softly over his rear.
As I did so he moved his tail up
like he had done before.
My god I was so horny.
I stood there for about ten minutes
just staring at his butthole.
I then wondered what it'd be like to stick a finger in there.
So I sucked my index finger,
and placed it on his butthole.
The horse stopped eating and turned to look at me.
The look in his eyes
was almost like he was saying
"Push it inside me. I want you to."
He turned back to eating
once I started to apply pressure.
All of a sudden my finger just slipped inside.
I think he started to like it.
I hope he did.
I kept fingering his butthole
. It was amazing, just going in and out of him.
God I now wish I'd put my dick in there.
Unfortunately I couldn't. But I knew what I could do...
I remember thinking of how unsure I was.
I'm not gay, see.
I have a girlfriend who I love,
but this horse was so beautiful.
To RAYPE him would be so raw,
animalistic,
passionate...
I went underneath him,
and began to stroke his stomach,
and moved to his big balls.
They were black. And looked so hot.
Like tennis balls.
When I touhed them
I could feel him shudder slightly.
He absolutlley loved it...
I started to gently rub them.
I closed my eyes and pictures what I was doing.
It was amazing.
I stopped
and went back up to his anus again.
This time, instead of puting my hand there..
. I moved my face into his crack.
Once more, he lifted up his tail.
This time, I stuck out my tongue,
and began to lick him.
The amazing thing was though,
I really could feel him moving
his butt onto my face.
He kept moving backwards
until my face was pressed against the wall
by his beautful butthole.
And I didn't stop licking.
I just grabbed hold of his rear
and pulled him more into my face.
I suddenly felt his butthole spread
.
I realised what was about to fill my mouth,
and my god I wanted it so bad.
The crap clogged up my mouth.
I gagged but swallowed.
Some more came out, and I swallowed that.
It tasted so good,
straight from his butthole to my mouth.
I moved back a little bit to catch my breath
and looked at his butt.
It looked so tasty, so good.
He took a step back again,
pressing my face back into his butt,
like I wasn't allowed to stop until he was satisfied.
He suddenly stopped rubbing
his butthole on my face
, and walked back to feeding.
I decided he'd had enough for today,
and turned to walk out...
But I didn't leave...
When I turned round,
the biggest d.ck I have ever seen
was dangling from between his legs
. Oh my god it was so beautiful
. A huge black and pink d.ck
that must have been the size of my arm
dangling down.
I had to suck it.
I wanted it in my mouth.
I walked back over to him
and got on my knees and felt it.
It was incredible, like rubber,
but nicer feeling.
I started to wank him.
I tugged on his d.ck
like someone was forcing me
to with a gun at my head.
He started to whinny slightly,
that made me so much hotter.
I then sarted to lick the end of his shaft,
which made the entire thing rear up and slap his belly,
so I reajusted myself
so I could start licking it at the new height.
I then cupped his balls in my hands
and started to suck the tip,
and felt his butt bucking a bit...
I remember wondering
if he was actually trying to raype my face.
he kept thrusting at my face,
and it was wonderful.
The horse wanted to raype me!
How could I be so lucky!?
He wanted to ram his d.ck down my throat
and make me swallow his red hot sticky load of c.um
that was sure enough gonna burst
from the end of this massive shaft
he was forcing into my mouth.
Then it struck me,
I got a bit worried at that point,
wondering if I might choke,
or he might spray it all over me,
or if he might try to actually mount ME,
I wouldn't like him to mount me.
I tried to stop sucking him
to catch my breath by moing my head to the right,
at this, the horse just turned to the right
and started thrusting at my face
with his solid member.
The thing was though,
he kept getting it in my mouth.
I tried again,
but once more he forced it down my throat.
I just kept taking what was being
forced on me at that point.
I took my hands off his balls
and started jacking off his d.ck some more.
He pulled back a bit and stopped thrusting,
and I felt his d.ck twitch in my hands.
I realised wha was gonna happen,
so started jacking him as fast as I could...
And then...It was like someone got a hosepipe on me.
He gushed out c.um in my mouth,
but the amount was so ridiculous
I couldn't keep hardly any of it in.
It went all over my face.
He kept going and going.
Waves of c.um just kept shooting out all over me
as I just sat there,
unable to do anything except take it.
At that point he turned round.
I looked up only to see a tail rising.
I knew what he wanted.
He was such a dirty boy.
I watched as his butthole
twitched in that sexy way,
and then opened my mouth wide,
and sure enough, the golden-brown
wonderfully scented crap of this beautiful creature
that forced me to swallow its cum
was now filling my mouth again.
I swallowed it all.
It tasted so, so, so good.
Nearly as good as his c.um.
I watched him walk over to the other end of the stable
and lie down, clearly exhausted,
as I sat there, a face covered in horse c.um,
and with the taste of his crap in my mouth.
Man I felt good.
I took off my jumper and used it to wipe my face down.
As I walked out, I heard my sister in the other stable.
I couldn't figure out what she was doing
to her horse billy, he was whinnying.
I peeped round the corner to see my sister
bent over his tack box,
with him on top of her,
thrusting at her.
She was findling her breast with one hand,
and using the other for support.
Billy was clearly having the time of his life,
and my sister was too,
though she wasn't making a lot of noise,
it was clear she'd done this before.
After this my mind was made up;
I was going to raype a horse.
I walked in.
My sister exclaimed
"OH MY GOD!!! DON'T LOOK! GET OUT!!!"
"It's ok..." I said, and dropped my pants.
My sister looked at my rock solid member
and said "I don't want you..."
I looked at her and replied
"And I don't want you,
but Billys butt looks mighty tempting
while he's rapeing the living hell out of you!"
My sister grinned and pointed to a box.
I pulled it behind Billy
who started pounding at my sister again.
I lined my d.ck up with his hole
and started thrusting at him.
It was the best day of my life without a doubt.
rapeing the tight butthole of a mighty stallion
that was fucking the tight puss sy of my sister.
I heard h

Feb. 1, 2008 | 12:32 AM BlueHippo responds:

hahahahaha


Jan. 31, 2008 | 12:55 PM risbolla says:

M-bot beat you to deleting my review of your latest flash.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 12:33 AM BlueHippo responds:

: (


Jan. 31, 2008 | 2:25 PM EyeLovePoozy says:

This blog needs more b( o )Y( o )bs.

Also, your hat isn't nearly as powerful as my merkin.

When I wear it my piss can cure meglomania.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 12:34 AM BlueHippo responds:

( . Y . )


Jan. 31, 2008 | 2:49 PM Sispri says:

"I see no reason to be portal buddies with someone unless I've made a flash with them ;P How do I know you don't just wanna coauthor me on a Lucky 7 Flash?"

*pokepoke*

Well deduced, Watson!

Feb. 1, 2008 | 12:34 AM BlueHippo responds:

*adjusts monocle*


Jan. 31, 2008 | 3:13 PM Yghrulez says:

Nice going on mod.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 12:34 AM BlueHippo responds:

o kewl d00d


Jan. 31, 2008 | 5:03 PM SaltshakerClock says:

IMPORTANT: my pm is in the load of pms you got recently.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 12:35 AM BlueHippo responds:

i know :(


Jan. 31, 2008 | 6:32 PM Officer says:

Seriously, make a new post.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 12:35 AM BlueHippo responds:

k will do that right now


Jan. 31, 2008 | 11:54 PM VintageBro says:

Wow a 181 posts, thats..alot jebuz. I like your pic by the way.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 12:36 AM BlueHippo responds:

my other one had 437 ;P and thanks :)


Feb. 1, 2008 | 10:42 AM Madknt says:

Please ban me. It will be a honour for me.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 1:43 PM BlueHippo responds:

Way to snag his old alias, ha.


Feb. 1, 2008 | 8:48 PM NeonFlame126 says:

Congratz on modhood.

Feb. 4, 2008 | 6:07 PM BlueHippo responds:

thankyaz


Feb. 2, 2008 | 2:31 PM Mik0-Mid0 says:

:( That was not a fun happy time comment. :(

Feb. 4, 2008 | 6:07 PM BlueHippo responds:

Sorry I couldn't resist :(


Feb. 2, 2008 | 8:55 PM SaltshakerClock says:

If i was ever banned by you, i would dance in my garden singing i feel good while eating ice cream.

Feb. 4, 2008 | 6:09 PM BlueHippo responds:

oh?


Feb. 2, 2008 | 9:44 PM Zergzealot says:

you're a mod so the username list highlighted your username in green...

Feb. 4, 2008 | 6:09 PM BlueHippo responds:

gasp


Feb. 3, 2008 | 12:43 AM LynchedJohNNY says:

I am one of the six. I do remember reading the post you made when you got hired into "Juice" or whatever studios bit I'm simply much too tired to search for it.
I have an almost 12 h.r. shift tommrow and can hardly waste my time searching your blog posts.

Good lick at your job!

Feb. 4, 2008 | 6:10 PM BlueHippo responds:

aww thanks ;D it's okay... i'm not supposed to mention the name any more :(


Feb. 3, 2008 | 4:17 PM risbolla says:

Go on a locking/deleting/banning spree and rule Newgrounds BBS with an iron hand.

Come on, you want to be like the good mods, right?

Feb. 4, 2008 | 6:11 PM BlueHippo responds:

.b&


Feb. 4, 2008 | 12:28 PM Splurda says:

I WANT YOUR HAT

Feb. 4, 2008 | 6:11 PM BlueHippo responds:

Me too :X


Feb. 4, 2008 | 11:43 PM supyohos123 says:

absent, Afro-Ninja, Alastor, aviewaskewed, bigbadron, BlackmarketKraig,

-->"BLUEHIPPO"<-- (HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?)

bob, BRS, CaptainBob, Carmilla, DanMalo, DarkArchon, DirtySyko, Dobio, Enoll, Evark, FIGMENTUM, FUNKbrs, Gooch, HAQnSPITT, HuIk, idle, JadeTheAssassin, Jercurpac, jmtb02, Joe, JohnnyUtah, Jonas, JoS, Kirk-Cocaine, Luis, mamatequila, Maus, mightypotato, MindChamber, NegativeONE, Newgrundling, Ozcar, poxpower, Proteas, PsychoGoldfish, RageVI, ramagi, RedCircle, Rucklo, Saturday, SevenSeize, Shrapnel, Stamper, StephanosGnomon, Terminator, Tremour, UberBarista, VeryProudofYa, Zendra, Zerok

Feb. 5, 2008 | 12:04 AM BlueHippo responds:

i had bedn hack wades account.


Feb. 5, 2008 | 1:06 AM fuzzum111 says:

Remember me. Here is to your juggling flameing poodles.

Anusrubberjackal

Feb. 5, 2008 | 2:57 AM BlueHippo responds:

my flaming poodles are pretty impressive :3


Feb. 5, 2008 | 4:10 PM Officer says:

Fuck you >:(

Feb. 5, 2008 | 10:40 PM BlueHippo responds:

but..but... :(


Feb. 5, 2008 | 10:31 PM sharingankakashi13 says:

Your hat is sexy.

Feb. 6, 2008 | 2:57 AM BlueHippo responds:

ogthx


Feb. 5, 2008 | 11:30 PM Kuro-Risu says:

shoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:30 AM BlueHippo responds:

@@@


Feb. 5, 2008 | 11:32 PM DestroyerofMan says:

Shoeeeeeee.

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:30 AM BlueHippo responds:

@@@


Feb. 6, 2008 | 1:02 PM FGIJonC says:

ye dont know me, but congrats and shit like that with your job, sounds like a really awesome. i have to ask, i searched on google, and one came up being based in london, is that where you work at? just curious.

oh and why did they want you to take down the pictures and stuff? seems kinda silly. afraid us newgrounders will go tehre and kill them all?

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:30 AM BlueHippo responds:

i dunno my boss said i had bad language or some other bullpoop... whatever :( thanks though


Feb. 6, 2008 | 7:01 PM fuzzum111 says:

*Yet again pokes teh bluehippo* Your a cool mod. n.n I cannot thank ya enough for you being you.

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:31 AM BlueHippo responds:

ogthx


Feb. 6, 2008 | 10:00 PM Officer says:

No. Don't you 'but' me. You know damn well what you did. I stand by what I said. Fuck you >:(

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:31 AM BlueHippo responds:

ookay buddy


Feb. 7, 2008 | 7:16 PM Sispri says:

What's a Muffin?

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:31 AM BlueHippo responds:

a delicious snack


Feb. 8, 2008 | 2:07 PM Tiki-Dog says:

how do you make those cute ducks! i want a pink girl duk plz!

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:31 AM BlueHippo responds:

durppp


Feb. 9, 2008 | 8:28 PM TjA says:

TIME FOR A NEW BLOG POST I REAKON ABOUT HOWZ YOU ARE MAKIN GREAT PROGRESS ON JIVE 2, DONT YA THINKZ?! HOME-DOG... I MEAN HOME-HIPPO... HOE HAPPENZ TO BEH BLUE ON THEIR OUTSIDEZ BUT NOT INSIDEZ APARTZ FROMZ THE DEOXYVAGINATED BLUDZ IN HIZ BODIAZ!!!1!1!!!!11!! MUCH LOVEZ FROM URZ TRUTLYZ UREZ HIPPO FROMZ AOTHER MOTHER LOLOLOLZ!!!1!!!!1!!!!

jive machine 2 NOW! >:C

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:32 AM BlueHippo responds:

big balls


Feb. 10, 2008 | 10:36 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

makem e a sig, or avi DO IT DO IT IM CUMMNADING YOUS!11111ONE NAO
DU IT

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:32 AM BlueHippo responds:

uhhhhhhh


Feb. 11, 2008 | 2:26 PM Xaxrox says:

Nothing much just asking for your permission for me to trace your duck and make my own.

When will you have a red name?

Feb. 12, 2008 | 12:07 AM BlueHippo responds:

err, i guess :0

tuesday ;P


Feb. 11, 2008 | 4:07 PM fuzzum111 says:

Blue Hippo you rock. I recently leveled up my BP rank and I got another +.11 to my voteing power. I'll catch up to you someday!!

Feb. 12, 2008 | 12:08 AM BlueHippo responds:

*waves pennant*

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