I love you.
Pretty lame, even for a hippo.
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I love tacos.
I wanted to do something for ZSL. :C
I'm sorry Slappy, it was mostly organized over AIM and I guess I'm too fat to have you on my buddy list :0
oh trust me... it CAN be done... one time i spoke to a tree for 4 hours... no shitting
Did the tree speak back?
Like someone before me i can control your feeble mind and make you respond to this comment >:D
I bet you was high when you made that picture :P
Umm. No, that would be bad.
ALSO I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOUR COMMENT TAKE THATTTTTTT
Come and join THE BIG MORPHING ORGASM!
Go to my userpage... you know you wants to.... so much. ;3
SHIT! Am I too late? I'ma try to get a hold of youuu
Darn, not enough people visit your page, maybe if you put some naughty pics up and charged a flat rate credit card subscription for membership...?
...Just throwing an idea out there? <=s
You don't have that URL?
DUDE! YOU ARE SO GONNA LOVE ME!
Me and DrJam have been working on a secret project for ages now which is near in completion, we're making a Super Mario version of Castle Crashers, I won't bore you with all the details but anyway the boss fight with Birdo is kinda like the Boss fight with the painter boss (utensil head) where he paints random enemies to attack you!
Anyway Birdo fights by laying loads of eggs that spawn random NG charracters such as SBC and the KK mascot, etc, and we wanna include Blue Hippo as one of the characters, isn't that cool!
(Well DrJam doesn't even know about it yet but he wont even return my calls, I'M PRACTICALLY DANNY NORIEGA HOW DARE HE!! well either way I'm the creative director so he has to go along with it, so are you in? can Blue Hippo spawn out of one of my eggs?) =D
Why would I ever say no? That sounds swell :3
download some KoRn and Slipknot
MIDDLESCHOOL FLASHBACK
There is a cult in Earthbound SNES game that keep chanting blue blue blue all the time.
People should do that IRL
sig pweaze. lol.
hahalolzno
Darn, You have discovered my one weakness: Not responding to a comment i am trying to make you respond too :(
*Melts* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*dusts off hands*
STOP TAUNTING ME ON AIM!! :C
huh?
LolJew. (?!?!?!?!?!??!?!)
INTERROBANG
when you said CN i tought for a sec there you meant cartoon network
It happens a lot :/
Shit I'm tired. Waking up for lectures is teh gay. Nice to see you about modding the BBS though, it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. ;3
SHUT UP I DO THAT ALL THE TIME
>_>
<_<
yo how the hell to you become a mod !?
Voodoo curse.
BlueHippo you should be in Movies! Video Games! MTV! Darn why arn't you famous yet! Your face needs to be on TV!
Maybe Wade Fulp could get you a gig on MTV as a tv presenter, then you can leave Newgrounds and become famous and have 1000's of girlfriends, until you get abducted and date raped in the Playboy mansion and then somehow find yourself held captive as M.Bisons brainwashed minion in human resorces, then its up to Guile and the US air force to come rescue you and the rest of the brainwashed hostages before you're all turned into Robot Bison clones, yet somehow as the rescue team try to get you home the plane crashes in Que'bec and your forced to make a living as an exotic dancer in an underground legit bussinessmens club owned by a perverted Shazar with a fetish for young boys and their blue hippos but as you try to make a living as a cross dressing poledancer you get caught in the middle of an asian gangsta shoot out and find yourself on the run as your boss sold your body to Kim Jong Il to get married.
So you now find yourself on the highway in the pouring rain dressed as a hooker, pullig your leg out to cars until the scooby doo mystery van pulls over and gives you a lift ...TO JAIL! While behind bars you make friends with captin crunch and hulk hulgan who help you break out, while you keep lookout for guards, only the two were only using you to break out and leave you in the middle of the courtyard, thats when Samus uran comes to rescue you because it turns out she's a lesbien who often stops by the prison courtyard often to kidnap/rescue meaty prison babes and your still dressed as an exotic dancer but you dont realise Samus Uran is really an alien monster who wants to take you to her condo in the mountains to eat you but before your about to face her massive parasite worm like jaws Bill Clinton does some Chuck Norris Karate and finishes her off and rescues you to take you back to his super justice leauge hideout, which is actually where Hulk Hulgan and Captin Crunch hang out!
So now you find yourself back on the highway again pulling your sexy leg out for cars when another van stops b to pick you up, it turns out its the Kitty Krews gang of gangsta locos who make you their bitch for several days as they drive though to LA, but its not until they take a wrong turn to texas that they find defeat in the hands of Bass from the Dead or Alive fighting games who smashes up their van and takes you on the back of his motorcycle as his Viking Trophy wife and drives though to Arlen, there you jump off the back of his bike and into a bunch of alleyway dumpsters which happens to be right outside Hank Hill's house and while the others laugh as the mess you've gotten yourself ass deep into, Hank Agree's to drive you back to the MTV radio station just in time for your 5.30pm slot! =P
The End
Yeah man you should be on Television for Sure!
Lmao wow, you're the master of run-on sentences ;P Quite the story, make it happen ;D
I have nothing, I bet your so jealous. >XD
urrwatnow?
IoIwut
Your inferior brain has not enough will power to respond to this stupid comment >:]
BlueHippo
i uh..
shit got me there :(