Basszilla 2008-01-31 12:44:57

since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while i wouuld wonder around.
OK, so, I walked into the stable.
Me and my sister always went to look after our horse.
The stables weren't ours, see. We rented one.
Since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while I wouuld wonder around.
Today it was raining, so I was soaking wet,
so I snuck off into the stable
on the other side of the farm from where everyone else was. I thought it was empty, but when I closed the door
and turned round a great white stallion was in front of me, and kept nipping at my clothes.
I startd to pet him and he walked over to the other side
of the stable and started eating from his haynet,
I walked over behind him, cautiously,
then I noticed something
which changed the way
I thought about horses forever...
He lifted up his tail.
I could see his butthole in full view.
I felt myself go rock hard in my pants in seconds.
I carried on looking, and moved my head in a little closer.
A bit more... Then I noticed it start stretching.
Piles of horse crap started pouring out.
It was the most arousing thing I ever saw.
I looked at the fresh pile of crap on the floor.
I don't know why, but I picked some up and smelt it.
It smelt so good.
So fresh.
I started running my hand softly over his rear.
As I did so he moved his tail up
like he had done before.
My god I was so horny.
I stood there for about ten minutes
just staring at his butthole.
I then wondered what it'd be like to stick a finger in there.
So I sucked my index finger,
and placed it on his butthole.
The horse stopped eating and turned to look at me.
The look in his eyes
was almost like he was saying
"Push it inside me. I want you to."
He turned back to eating
once I started to apply pressure.
All of a sudden my finger just slipped inside.
I think he started to like it.
I hope he did.
I kept fingering his butthole
. It was amazing, just going in and out of him.
God I now wish I'd put my dick in there.
Unfortunately I couldn't. But I knew what I could do...
I remember thinking of how unsure I was.
I'm not gay, see.
I have a girlfriend who I love,
but this horse was so beautiful.
To RAYPE him would be so raw,
animalistic,
passionate...
I went underneath him,
and began to stroke his stomach,
and moved to his big balls.
They were black. And looked so hot.
Like tennis balls.
When I touhed them
I could feel him shudder slightly.
He absolutlley loved it...
I started to gently rub them.
I closed my eyes and pictures what I was doing.
It was amazing.
I stopped
and went back up to his anus again.
This time, instead of puting my hand there..
. I moved my face into his crack.
Once more, he lifted up his tail.
This time, I stuck out my tongue,
and began to lick him.
The amazing thing was though,
I really could feel him moving
his butt onto my face.
He kept moving backwards
until my face was pressed against the wall
by his beautful butthole.
And I didn't stop licking.
I just grabbed hold of his rear
and pulled him more into my face.
I suddenly felt his butthole spread
.
I realised what was about to fill my mouth,
and my god I wanted it so bad.
The crap clogged up my mouth.
I gagged but swallowed.
Some more came out, and I swallowed that.
It tasted so good,
straight from his butthole to my mouth.
I moved back a little bit to catch my breath
and looked at his butt.
It looked so tasty, so good.
He took a step back again,
pressing my face back into his butt,
like I wasn't allowed to stop until he was satisfied.
He suddenly stopped rubbing
his butthole on my face
, and walked back to feeding.
I decided he'd had enough for today,
and turned to walk out...
But I didn't leave...
When I turned round,
the biggest d.ck I have ever seen
was dangling from between his legs
. Oh my god it was so beautiful
. A huge black and pink d.ck
that must have been the size of my arm
dangling down.
I had to suck it.
I wanted it in my mouth.
I walked back over to him
and got on my knees and felt it.
It was incredible, like rubber,
but nicer feeling.
I started to wank him.
I tugged on his d.ck
like someone was forcing me
to with a gun at my head.
He started to whinny slightly,
that made me so much hotter.
I then sarted to lick the end of his shaft,
which made the entire thing rear up and slap his belly,
so I reajusted myself
so I could start licking it at the new height.
I then cupped his balls in my hands
and started to suck the tip,
and felt his butt bucking a bit...
I remember wondering
if he was actually trying to raype my face.
he kept thrusting at my face,
and it was wonderful.
The horse wanted to raype me!
How could I be so lucky!?
He wanted to ram his d.ck down my throat
and make me swallow his red hot sticky load of c.um
that was sure enough gonna burst
from the end of this massive shaft
he was forcing into my mouth.
Then it struck me,
I got a bit worried at that point,
wondering if I might choke,
or he might spray it all over me,
or if he might try to actually mount ME,
I wouldn't like him to mount me.
I tried to stop sucking him
to catch my breath by moing my head to the right,
at this, the horse just turned to the right
and started thrusting at my face
with his solid member.
The thing was though,
he kept getting it in my mouth.
I tried again,
but once more he forced it down my throat.
I just kept taking what was being
forced on me at that point.
I took my hands off his balls
and started jacking off his d.ck some more.
He pulled back a bit and stopped thrusting,
and I felt his d.ck twitch in my hands.
I realised wha was gonna happen,
so started jacking him as fast as I could...
And then...It was like someone got a hosepipe on me.
He gushed out c.um in my mouth,
but the amount was so ridiculous
I couldn't keep hardly any of it in.
It went all over my face.
He kept going and going.
Waves of c.um just kept shooting out all over me
as I just sat there,
unable to do anything except take it.
At that point he turned round.
I looked up only to see a tail rising.
I knew what he wanted.
He was such a dirty boy.
I watched as his butthole
twitched in that sexy way,
and then opened my mouth wide,
and sure enough, the golden-brown
wonderfully scented crap of this beautiful creature
that forced me to swallow its cum
was now filling my mouth again.
I swallowed it all.
It tasted so, so, so good.
Nearly as good as his c.um.
I watched him walk over to the other end of the stable
and lie down, clearly exhausted,
as I sat there, a face covered in horse c.um,
and with the taste of his crap in my mouth.
Man I felt good.
I took off my jumper and used it to wipe my face down.
As I walked out, I heard my sister in the other stable.
I couldn't figure out what she was doing
to her horse billy, he was whinnying.
I peeped round the corner to see my sister
bent over his tack box,
with him on top of her,
thrusting at her.
She was findling her breast with one hand,
and using the other for support.
Billy was clearly having the time of his life,
and my sister was too,
though she wasn't making a lot of noise,
it was clear she'd done this before.
After this my mind was made up;
I was going to raype a horse.
I walked in.
My sister exclaimed
"OH MY GOD!!! DON'T LOOK! GET OUT!!!"
"It's ok..." I said, and dropped my pants.
My sister looked at my rock solid member
and said "I don't want you..."
I looked at her and replied
"And I don't want you,
but Billys butt looks mighty tempting
while he's rapeing the living hell out of you!"
My sister grinned and pointed to a box.
I pulled it behind Billy
who started pounding at my sister again.
I lined my d.ck up with his hole
and started thrusting at him.
It was the best day of my life without a doubt.
rapeing the tight butthole of a mighty stallion
that was fucking the tight puss sy of my sister.
I heard h

EyeLovePoozy 2008-01-31 14:25:43

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Also, your hat isn't nearly as powerful as my merkin.

When I wear it my piss can cure meglomania.

Sispri 2008-01-31 14:49:57

"I see no reason to be portal buddies with someone unless I've made a flash with them ;P How do I know you don't just wanna coauthor me on a Lucky 7 Flash?"

*pokepoke*

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Yghrulez 2008-01-31 15:13:03

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Officer 2008-01-31 18:32:34

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VintageBro 2008-01-31 23:54:56

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Madknt 2008-02-01 10:42:16

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Officer 2008-02-05 16:10:19

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FGIJonC 2008-02-06 13:02:05

ye dont know me, but congrats and shit like that with your job, sounds like a really awesome. i have to ask, i searched on google, and one came up being based in london, is that where you work at? just curious.

oh and why did they want you to take down the pictures and stuff? seems kinda silly. afraid us newgrounders will go tehre and kill them all?

fuzzum111 2008-02-06 19:01:41

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