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[Portal Defenders]

The portal is still in peril as I've not yet won!

Great game, played and died three times, still not done with it yet though! On the last play I was able to get to Stamper and Jeff, took out Jeff, but Stamper finished me off. Some good CC things in here, like the X's for where the 'bomb' lands when fighting BFK, the saws they summon, and of course the violence ;D I love that you can eat their organs and regain health, heh. Really cool how everyone you have to kill are real NG members, very nice idea. Haven't gotten to play as any secret characters yet, I suppose I have no place to review this game as I've not completed it! I'd play more but I've put off work long enough to give this a whirl, heh. Nice concept on the waves, KK, then programmers, then animators, then mods. The bonus rounds in between are also pretty cool. Hell, even the preloader was good, great game you guys, you've outdone yourselves ;D Nice looking characters, I like how they hold level weapons to attack with, and the levels get higher as the stages get harder. I liked that Steve had the old level 30 spear, heh. Hans manages to keep his cigarette in his mouth even while he's killin', how fitting! I'll be back to beat this game, oh you know it.

[Dandy.]

Randy Candy, Dandy.

Nicely done, a lot more to this game than that little demo you sent me long ago. The game seemed pretty laggy, I had to play on low quality.. but I have a fair amount of applications running. Level 4 was ultra lag. Also, whenever that 'S' thing was above your head (and even when the flying guy was there holding it) appeared, lag ensued. The gameplay was alright, it felt a little slow moving. The levels seemed to kinda drag on. I felt like I was compelled to play to see all the characters, friends, and bosses though. The characters, friends, and bosses, were all great, though. Well, the bugs on level 2 felt a bit rushed, especially that bee, heh. I liked all the characters with three eyes ;D I also loved the black guys on 4 who would split up into that blue-hippo-blue color... mmm. I wish I were able to attack some of the bosses while they were striking.. like when the frog tried to lick me, wish I could still shoot him. The levels became really easy as the weapon became more powerful... like the three or four beams... I didn't get hit until the boss. Good fun though, loved the music, and loved the little main character. Hopefully you can get to the bottom of that lag problem.

There you go Kevin, enjoy that wall of text :3

[Tremclad's Xmas Part Time]

Quite cute sir Breadfruiticus

Pretty cute indeed sir Breadfruit. A rather simple game, but still quite amusing ;P I like the 'AAAAA' on the preloader. I also really enjoyed the music, and the graphics were of course sexy and breadfruit-esque! I mean, who doesn't love your style? Tremclad was looking pretty sexy back there, he was bobbing up and down with me as we jammed to that catchy little beat. Took me a second play to figure out that it was on a timer... hmmm, seemed kinda short. SMELLED LIKE A SMELLY BREADFRUIT <3

Also the word is "you're" not "your"

you're fired you gugajao. yes. you.

BreadFruitLock responds:

yes. i am a fat smelly ajao. excuse me while i go fap to maplestory.

[Block Frenzy]

flying boxessss!

hmm, it was alright. made good for play once, maybe even twice, but not after that. would be cool if there was some sort of variation, instead of it doing the same path each time. i know making them go random would be a lot more coding to do, but maybe you could make like, 3 different motion paths or something. perhaps also some sort of way to change the number of red blocks, too? the graphics were... well, filterwhore-esque. that BLOCKS text made me since in pain, haha. try to use less filters, and get it to look cool still :3 the music was alright, but quite cool that it came from the audio portal :) for dat one der review club ;)

Koeberto190 responds:

Must. Obey. Blue. Hippo.

[Get Tom out of the closet]

hahaha brilliant!

oh poor tom, you even used his imdb thumb, possibly the worst picture of him out there :P poor tommy, but this game, seriously. it's pretty damn puzzling. i never would have figured out how to get tom out of the closet if i didn't decompile this, and figure it all out. let me tell you, the hours and hours worth of trying endless combination after combination would have been unbearable, so i had to cheat. w very well put together game here, frontpage for sure. the graphics were mind boggling, and the audio, the best audio you could fit into a 2.4mb file, i could just listen to it for hours :D

don't give up guys, you too can get him out of the closet :P

PsychoGoldfish responds:

for those without decompilers, the official strategy guide is available on amazon.com for $24.99

[Moglin Punter]

BOOT HEEM!

man, i wish i didn't have to go right now, i really need to finish this game >:U got up to level 41, but i gotta go home now. time to stop "working" (by "working" i mean, playing this game instead of doing what i was supposed to do) cool game, some nice physics. i had a lot of fun kicking that little bastard that tries to get me to play his free MMO all the time :) couldn't manage to get perfect on level 19 though :( had to skip it and move on, made me sad. i dunno how much of these graphics you took from that game, but the game looks good. i liked that big croc, he was my fav char :D anyways, probably going to play once i get home, see if i can unlock that bonus level you were talking about ;) had some fun playing this instead of working, thanks :)

my biggest problem with this game is how i had to move the cursor in order for it to show up, i know i obviously have to move the cursor, because my kick wasn't on target, but ehh, i dunno, something about that just bugged me. would do a lot of the same kick twice in a row on accident :(

[GoldenClock Space Speeder]

the most epic asteroid dodging game EVAR

i was excited when i saw little golden sitting in the spaceship on that thumb, but as i began playing the game, it only got better. at first i played slow, scared of the right arrow, but that's clearly not the way to go. as i hauled ass through space, i could feel the space bugs getting stuck in golden's dome. and the buckethead, oh, magnifique *kisses hand*

awesome game you two, i will have hours of fun trying to beat those damn racers and avoid those asteroids until golden reaches the END OF SPAAAACE!!

[FrankClock's Career Test]

WOW! a green donkey oligist!

that's exactly what i've always wanted to be. good god strange, this was awesome, i love your sick sense of humor :3 i'll be sure to make sure all of my friends take this test, so we can all get our occupations together. sexy graphics as always, and some nice music to listen to, while i try to visualize sticking my dick in some guys hot coffee and vomiting in his bottled water, while waiting to strangle his dog :)

[Ghost Ride Da Whip]

YAY! a ghost ride game!

ahahahaha. as a fellow ghost rider, it's good to see a game for the thing we love to do oh so much. it's almost like a ghost ridin' training, eh? if only the game was a little more complex, but the concept of the game is hilarious, and i played several times, collecting as much bling as possible :P maybe you can make 3 positions, in the car, out side of the car, and once you're outside, maybe you can climb on top of the car (you've gotta see the videos with the ghost riders on top of the car) mmm, maybe some bad combos, or some jumping or something...

sorry... i hate when people try to tell me all this shit to improve my ideas i just can't do... just being creative. anyways, i liked your game ;)

zipperdeaf responds:

Yea, I wanted to do combos and stuff but didn't want to spend too much time on this since it's just like a quick minigame thing

[Dancing Duck]

ahahahahahahahahaha

lmao this is the greatest fucking game ever made. i can't believe you used my dancing duck to create a video game, i'm laughing so hard right now. i'm glad you liked my dancing duck, a nice halloween game too (allthough you currently have it marked as a movie) i was very sad to see the duck get squished by a pumpkin though :P